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German is such a wonderful language 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Austrian German: Erdapfel (earth apple).
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Villains be like 7 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Those who underestimate a Latina grandma live in blissful ignorance of la chancla.
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Quick, the Americans are asleep 16 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I mean, it kinda is. The difference is that the Founding Fathers were well aware that what they were doing was treason, hence Benjamin Frankinlin's "We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."
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"Diversity" 4 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Obviously there were others, but as they say, twice is coincidence, three times is a pattern.
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A Certified Sinatra Classic 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I can see why he was such a hit with the ladies back in the day.
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Froggos '23 #40 - Frog of the Rings 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
If this isn't what someone proposes to me with, I ain't getting married.
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hmm 4 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Yes. But don't worry, her and Naruto get together when they're both grown up.
Also, the meme refers to one of Naruto's signature moves, the Shadow Clone Jutsu, whereby he makes copies of himself with his Chakra (that universe's source of magical power).
It's a pretty well established meme among Naruto fans as to what he might potentially use that ability for.
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Froggos '23 #39 - There's so Mushroom in My Heart 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Oh shrooms, you're the only ones who understand me.
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Wednesday Is Also Hump Day 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
That's gotta be some shark pain.
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Fly High 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
So the pigeons know the secret to meeting Hatsune Miku? Brb, I must also become one with the birds.
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Terryception 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
That's right, Terry just mugged you.
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I love my gandpeppep 4 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Well, I don't like to toot my own drinking horn.
Dragon Croak! 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
In their tongue he is Croakvakin, Dragoncroak!
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Nasty frogs! 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Every frog's gotta make a living.
Of course, frogs don't have penises. And their mating somewhat resembles spooning.
So a better scenario would have been if the delivery frog said something like, "Did someone order some ice cream with an extra large spoon?"
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Ach! Himmel! 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
They're set to be deployed in October.
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Froggos '23 #38 - "You got a perdy mouth." 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
More dangerous than a horny toad, I hear.
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Ugh, I can't even .. 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Those sick cissies, always trying to groom kids into thinking being a cisgender is normal. They should be issued a cis and desist.
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Keep your flippers dry! 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
These boots were made for hopping.
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I love my gandpeppep 4 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Ha! Amateur. I had my first drink when I was 9. People say alcohol negatively affects intellectual development. But I can assure everyone that I suffer from no drain bamage.
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More Sailor Motivation 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I see she's living the American Dream.
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But What If They Have Elephantitis? 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I guess if they didn't feel loved, they'd just pack up their trunk and go.
Froggos '23 #37 - How to Get a Bf 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I understand a bf contains all the major food groups.
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You Are Not Free of Sin 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
The meaning is of course a simple illustration of a black rooster hunting his natural prey, a white rabbit.
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tiny wizzard frog 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Pure motherfroggin' magic.
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Africa Is just BLM Propaganda 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
There are many rip-offs, but there is only one Onion. Accept no substitutes.
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