WTF indeed. After all, it seems clear that they used a Trojan, several even.

Can't wait for the Youtube-chan on the Casting Couch art.

Remember, being single just means you're able to mingle.

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.

Heh, I wish.

On the upside, the day after tomorrow chocolate goes on sale.

Do they actually sell these things at Tesco? I mean, it wouldn't surprise me (Tesco is basically British Walmart) but I've never seen it.

It's the best way to keep her from slaying you.

Jupiter's still the best. Wouldn't mind studying with Mercury either, or going for a ride with Uranus.

It's not just the boots that are kinky.

There is no elevator to your crush, you must use the stares.

If your SO doesn't serenade you like this, are they really serious about your relationship?
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The full song here: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QYkJ0M1bUIU

This must be -like what?- her 6th Sweet Sixteen.

At least they used protection.

Seriously guys, step up your game.

It should have said the 69⁶⁹th time.

Well, at least she didn't say they all look the same.

That special someone who consistently annoys you, that is.

The text says, "Shall we be friends?"

Those who underestimate a Latina grandma live in blissful ignorance of la chancla.

I mean, it kinda is. The difference is that the Founding Fathers were well aware that what they were doing was treason, hence Benjamin Frankinlin's "We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately."

Obviously there were others, but as they say, twice is coincidence, three times is a pattern.

I can see why he was such a hit with the ladies back in the day.

If this isn't what someone proposes to me with, I ain't getting married.