She would also like to specify that she once caught a fish this big.

Now why would anyone think that an ancient Middle Eastern man wouldn't be Causian. Seriously, read a bible, people.

How else are they gonna know.

Terry also gives you the green light to use it.

Acknowledging achievements does not mean ignoring faults.

These reenactments get more realistic every year.

Sometimes, that's all it takes to make someone's day.

Pizza therapy is known to be very effective.

Frogs have long been sidelined from holding office, but this candidate aims to change that.

Since Mondays are moon days, should I make Sailor Mondays a regular thing?

A Washington always pays his debts. (Well, not really. Tax evasion was kinda a big factor in the American Revolution.)

A federal holiday in the US celebrated since 1879, honoring the people who have held the office of President of the United States (POTUS).
Initially, it was meant solely for George Washington, and later Lincoln, which is why it was celebrated on the former's birthday (February 22nd) and why it's also known as George Washington's Birthday in some states.
But it was moved to the third Monday in February in 1968 in order to give federal employees a three-day weekend. So, if you're one of those, enjoy.

Oh no, it's Drip Vader.

I shouldn't be surprised that there are mice here as well. Of course, there are nowhere near as many as in London, or as there are rats in New York. Granted those cities are much bigger, but the fact remains.

I feel the need to specify that you will in fact die if you try this.

Oh wow. This is from the Froppy subreddit. Now that's a quality bot.

Yet another unrealistic standard for men: https://www.moviearmory.ch/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Xp63W7s.jpg

I'm sure he's got some very interesting theories about lizard people, but I just wanted some shredded cheese.

Note: There is a difference between "rrrreow" and "me-ow".

That's probably where the One Piece is.

Why don't girls ever give nice guys a chance.

No reason the tits and/or ass can't have stability as well.

I bet it's just 'cause they weren't working hard enough.