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Hippity hoppity

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Wonder what that would smell like 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Probably like Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce.
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Froggos '23 #121/Froppy Friday - PSA 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I hope she didn't lick any toads to get high.
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Froggos '23 #120 - Never Heard of This Observance 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
But now I have been duly informed.
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Bot Watch Berlin - Beep Boop 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
A helper bot at an electronics store. Surprised to see they have these things here.
I'm not sure however that anyone needs to worry about a machine uprising (yet) as this particular bot couldn't even seem to understand me. (I mean, I know my German isn't great, but still.)
Even so, I would not recommend messing with them, because if you do, you may have to deal with their Botschaft.
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Weird Wednesday - That's No Ordinary Rabbit 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Monty Python predicted it 50 years ago.
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I'm too dangerous to be left alive 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Counterargument: Kuru.
Froggos '23 #119 - Frog Calls Are So Diverse 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Little known fact: Wednesday was actually invented by amphibians.
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Yip Yip! 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I hope Terry didn't muzzle Appa.
Froggos '23 #118 - The Sand Is Alive with the Sounds of Ribbit 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
In case you're wondering, sand frogs are quite real: https://museum.wa.gov.au/explore/frogwatch/frogs/sand-frog
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Wait For It 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
For those who waited, what do you think the drink tastes like?
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Tako Tuesday 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Everyone knows introverts have three hearts and eight limbs.
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Froggos '23 #117 - IRL Frog Chair 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Now comes with frog.
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Sailor Monday 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Nothing to add.
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For Those Who Need to Hear It 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
If one achives perfection, what is left?
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The Beauty of a Painting Lies in its Details 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I won't let it die. I'd go so far as to proclaim that I won't say goodbye.
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Froggos '23 #116 - Why Would They? 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Looks like a dream home to me.
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Froggos '23 #115 - This Is Important 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Spring was kinda late this year, wasn't it.
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Happy Earth Day! 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Greetings, loved ones. Let's take a journey (to last year's Earth Day post): https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/639219/happy-earth-day/
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Caturday - Adoption Bamboozle 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
What cat? I see no cat.
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That's How Coo Do 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
This has prevented many a columbrid from pursuing a musical career.
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No context provided 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Hoot-Tan Clan.
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He he he 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Wait 'til they hear about Arabic numerals.
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An Endangered Species 5 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Well, until someone politicizes it, that is.
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Froggos '23 #114/Froppy Friday - Anne Unusual Frop 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
For those not unhealthly obsessed with cartoons, that's Anne Boonchuy, the protagonist of Amphibia.
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Froggos '23 #113 - Frog in Cannabis Field in Southern Oregon 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Y'all know what day it is. That's right. 4/20. And while I won't be blazing it, I did have some hemp cookies.
They're not great, honestly. But I do feel somewhat tingly and the roof mouth is numb. Didn't really expect that.
So now I guess I should veg out and watch The Big Lebowski.
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