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Biblically accurate or something 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
At least he didn't send the 4D one.
Get ready? FIGHT! 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Mortal Kombat, specifically 1, 2, and 4. It was all the rage. Speaking of which, I do remember playing Primal Rage for a little whike, but nowhere near as much. Also Virtua Fighter, before moving on to Guilty Gear.
Move according the the wisdom of the Ancestors or loose 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Of course, these are exagerations. But yes, literally every first move you can make has a name. And so to does every possible variation that follows said move.
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One More for the Road 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
With that, this year's bamboozle comes to an end. But it shall undoubtedly return next year.
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Froggos '23 #123 - Superman & Super Frog 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
There's more than one way to be a hero.
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Caturday - Chonkified 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Either that or their fluff grew tenfold.
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Froggos '23 #122 - AaaaAAA 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
That does explain the Wednesday Frog's propersity for screaming the first letter of the alphabet.
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That's hardly even a joke. Bugett's frogs are more intelligent than most frogs. Unfortunately, that also means they're more susceptible to stress and anxiety.
Makes one wonder if intellingence really is a competitive evolutionary trait.
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Today Is a Special Day 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
As his ancestors would say, "Sic semper tyrannis."
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Japanizing Beam! 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Odds are high that they'd look more like this: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-2ZolavBZXA/maxresdefault.jpg
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Huge W today 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
After 26 years, Ash is no longer the protagonist.
Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish! 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I wonder where those fish did go?
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Existence beyond comprehension 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
It's the Bear Gumentality Project.
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Wonder what that would smell like 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Probably like Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce.
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Froggos '23 #121/Froppy Friday - PSA 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I hope she didn't lick any toads to get high.
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Froggos '23 #120 - Never Heard of This Observance 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
But now I have been duly informed.
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Bot Watch Berlin - Beep Boop 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
A helper bot at an electronics store. Surprised to see they have these things here.
I'm not sure however that anyone needs to worry about a machine uprising (yet) as this particular bot couldn't even seem to understand me. (I mean, I know my German isn't great, but still.)
Even so, I would not recommend messing with them, because if you do, you may have to deal with their Botschaft.
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Weird Wednesday - That's No Ordinary Rabbit 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Monty Python predicted it 50 years ago.
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I'm too dangerous to be left alive 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Counterargument: Kuru.
Froggos '23 #119 - Frog Calls Are So Diverse 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Little known fact: Wednesday was actually invented by amphibians.
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Yip Yip! 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I hope Terry didn't muzzle Appa.
Froggos '23 #118 - The Sand Is Alive with the Sounds of Ribbit 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
In case you're wondering, sand frogs are quite real: https://museum.wa.gov.au/explore/frogwatch/frogs/sand-frog
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Wait For It 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
For those who waited, what do you think the drink tastes like?
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Tako Tuesday 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Everyone knows introverts have three hearts and eight limbs.
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Froggos '23 #117 - IRL Frog Chair 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Now comes with frog.
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Sailor Monday 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Nothing to add.
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