But she's right. Egypt was the granary of the Roman Empire. That's why losing it to the Sassanians and later the Muslims was such a big blow to the Byzantines.
And Egypt didn't disappear after being annexed, it still existed, albeit as a province rather than an independent state.

That's right bourgeoisie, fear the mug, for it is International Workers' Day once more.

What really soothes the soul is that people are still making Kanna memes.

Slayers... it's been 84 years...
Also, it's not really fair to compare Yor to Eris, as they're completely different types of characters. But yeah, I might be biased, but I think Eris looks better.

At least he didn't send the 4D one.

Mortal Kombat, specifically 1, 2, and 4. It was all the rage. Speaking of which, I do remember playing Primal Rage for a little whike, but nowhere near as much. Also Virtua Fighter, before moving on to Guilty Gear.

Of course, these are exagerations. But yes, literally every first move you can make has a name. And so to does every possible variation that follows said move.

With that, this year's bamboozle comes to an end. But it shall undoubtedly return next year.

There's more than one way to be a hero.

Either that or their fluff grew tenfold.

That does explain the Wednesday Frog's propersity for screaming the first letter of the alphabet.
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That's hardly even a joke. Bugett's frogs are more intelligent than most frogs. Unfortunately, that also means they're more susceptible to stress and anxiety.
Makes one wonder if intellingence really is a competitive evolutionary trait.

As his ancestors would say, "Sic semper tyrannis."

Odds are high that they'd look more like this: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-2ZolavBZXA/maxresdefault.jpg

After 26 years, Ash is no longer the protagonist.

I wonder where those fish did go?

It's the Bear Gumentality Project.

Probably like Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce.

I hope she didn't lick any toads to get high.

But now I have been duly informed.

A helper bot at an electronics store. Surprised to see they have these things here.
I'm not sure however that anyone needs to worry about a machine uprising (yet) as this particular bot couldn't even seem to understand me. (I mean, I know my German isn't great, but still.)
Even so, I would not recommend messing with them, because if you do, you may have to deal with their Botschaft.

Monty Python predicted it 50 years ago.

Counterargument: Kuru.

Little known fact: Wednesday was actually invented by amphibians.

I hope Terry didn't muzzle Appa.

In case you're wondering, sand frogs are quite real: https://museum.wa.gov.au/explore/frogwatch/frogs/sand-frog