"Why are most of them suspended?"

Oh noes. Is Terry actually promoting... grooming?

Capybara aren't the only ones who can pull up.

Just wait until the shelling starts.

Don't despair, for it will soon be Wednesday.

Thankfully, people nowadays are more than capable of doing their "own reasearch."

I do feel bad for Damian, given what happens to him in this continuity.

"In the right hands, a blade of grass can be just as deadly as a blade of steel."
— Confrogius

*flute solo*

Glasses Froppy though.

No doubt they're listening to something really interesting.

I know I couldn't resist anyone who wears it.

Or slicing oranges, whichever.

Norway's National Day commemorates the signing of the Constitution of Norway at Eidsvoll on the 17th of May 1814, which recognized Norway as an independent country. Although it still did have the same head of state as Sweden, thus making it part of a personal union of the two countries. Norway did not achieve full independence until October 26th 1905.
The festivities reflect this holiday's symbolic stance as a celebration of the people of Norway, and thus they can be quite varried.
The most noteworthy is the Children's Parade in Oslo (Norway's capital) which have kids of all ages waving flags and playing instruments, and which ends at the Royal Palace, where the procession is greeted by the royal family. Another similar celebration is that of highschool seniors (or russ).
The observances are not limited to Norway alone, as expats and people of Norwegian descent from around the world also partake, in places like Southwark Park in London, Stoughton in Wisconsin and Petersburg, Alaska.

Wall asel, which means wall donkey, if I recall. Why? Your guess is as good as mine.

Oh dang, that really hits home. I think I actually remember what it was, too: A Windows XP installation CD.

A Carcaptor meme? Here? Today is officially a good day.

*Pumped-Up Kicks starts playing*

Ah yes, one of the ancient horrors of the internet.

Everyone who died trying to climb this peak was once a highly-motivated indivual.