Bet if they were polar bears they'd be just two friends having a nice chat.
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(Yes, I know polar bears have black skin. But that's nit immediately apparent, is it.)

One of them is gonna feel a little Thor. The other might just get Bucky.

Even worse, I understand those stories are full of sex, violence, incest, death and destruction, and virgins getting impregnated.
Man, no matter how tolerant you are, you have to admit that these obviously depraved mythpeddlers shouldn't be allowed around children.

*slaps them*

Ah dang, you beat me to it.
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He does make a fair point. Only heathens would worship the Sun.
On an unrelated note, could someone remind me what the holiest day of the week in Chistianity is called?

Whichever way the wind blows.

"Kame! Hame! Hehehehe..."

Isn't friendship between girls just wonderful.

Don't worry. It's not as weird as you think. It's weirder.

That's why I prefer danderes.

And they're doing it in public, too.

It all started with Astolfo...

Think about it. The light that touches your retinas might have touched a dude at some point.

I can almost hear the JoJo music.

Dare we dream?

I understand it's a clean and renewable type of energy.

Can't deny it's true. It's even worse if they don't do it on purpose.

On the upside, frogs don't have penises.

I wonder what an octopus-painted portrait of a human would look like.

Padorus showing up earlier and earlier every year.

So, her: https://pm1.narvii.com/6624/dd1c4f6eb648b915c93dab3db5d3968949a87e7b_hq.jpg

Uh, are they sure about the last one? I mean, I like Misato, a lot. But she's got... issues...