I finally found a place that sells good cake for cheap.

228922 is the new 177013.
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As usual, I must advise against actually looking up either of these. You've been warned.

Fate already has Nightingale. Sure she's a nurse, and this guy was a doctor, and they would make an interesting medical duo. But Fate also has Asclepius, a literal god of medicine. It's hard to top that.

Never underestimate the value of a good night's sleep.

Yeah, it's Russia Day (12th of June) but somehow this year I don't really feel like celebrating.
So instead I'll just ponder how many states these pics are banned in.

Remember to properly care for your homie.

Their technology isn't quite up to hooman standards yet.

Bet if they were polar bears they'd be just two friends having a nice chat.
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(Yes, I know polar bears have black skin. But that's nit immediately apparent, is it.)

One of them is gonna feel a little Thor. The other might just get Bucky.

Even worse, I understand those stories are full of sex, violence, incest, death and destruction, and virgins getting impregnated.
Man, no matter how tolerant you are, you have to admit that these obviously depraved mythpeddlers shouldn't be allowed around children.

*slaps them*

Ah dang, you beat me to it.
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He does make a fair point. Only heathens would worship the Sun.
On an unrelated note, could someone remind me what the holiest day of the week in Chistianity is called?

Whichever way the wind blows.

"Kame! Hame! Hehehehe..."

Isn't friendship between girls just wonderful.

Don't worry. It's not as weird as you think. It's weirder.

That's why I prefer danderes.

And they're doing it in public, too.

It all started with Astolfo...

Think about it. The light that touches your retinas might have touched a dude at some point.