Plenty of flavors, too. But will they be enough to make up for Terry not showing up last week?

If a frog eats time flies, do they become a time frog?

Odds are this is how homophobes see LGBT people.

No flute necessary.

I, too, throw shampoo bottles into grinders at cookware stores.

Apparently that's what hanging a pride flag at the White House means: https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/147khh2/apparently_its_illegal_to_be_straight_in_america/

That's the good stuff.

I wish I didn't know who that was. But now that I do, I can say it couldn't have come at a better time.
His followers needn't worry though. I'm sure he's smiling up at them.

"Saa, okaa-san, kono hito ga rizzu de aru. Soshite, kono hito no fuku ga dorippu o yonde."

I finally found a place that sells good cake for cheap.

228922 is the new 177013.
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As usual, I must advise against actually looking up either of these. You've been warned.

Fate already has Nightingale. Sure she's a nurse, and this guy was a doctor, and they would make an interesting medical duo. But Fate also has Asclepius, a literal god of medicine. It's hard to top that.

Never underestimate the value of a good night's sleep.

Yeah, it's Russia Day (12th of June) but somehow this year I don't really feel like celebrating.
So instead I'll just ponder how many states these pics are banned in.

Remember to properly care for your homie.

Their technology isn't quite up to hooman standards yet.

Bet if they were polar bears they'd be just two friends having a nice chat.
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(Yes, I know polar bears have black skin. But that's nit immediately apparent, is it.)

One of them is gonna feel a little Thor. The other might just get Bucky.

Even worse, I understand those stories are full of sex, violence, incest, death and destruction, and virgins getting impregnated.
Man, no matter how tolerant you are, you have to admit that these obviously depraved mythpeddlers shouldn't be allowed around children.

*slaps them*

Ah dang, you beat me to it.
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He does make a fair point. Only heathens would worship the Sun.
On an unrelated note, could someone remind me what the holiest day of the week in Chistianity is called?