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Froggos '23 #172 - Gay Frog Attempting to Convert an Innocent Girl through Song 5 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
If the fandom is to be believed, there's nothing to convert.
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I'm winning 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Moom! Just don't mess with her berry patch.
Some Real Degenerates Out There 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Moreover, I hear this guy had quite a following. So much so that some men imitate him by wearing dresses too, calling themselves "men of the cloth". They even have special places where they parade themselves in said dresses, and people actually bring children to those place and expose them to this debauchery. Simply gut-wrenching. They need to be stopped.
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God I hate water addicts 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
At least they're better off than oxygen addicts.
Froggos '23 #171 - He Knows Your Sins 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Do not think you can hide your actions from his piercing gaze.
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Caturday - Um... 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I'm sure they're just trying to get extra potassium. Yeah, that's it.
Suez crisis was really something else 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Well, they were both (nominally) anti-imperialist.
My Dad texted me telling me he was proud of the woman I've grown up to be. The next day I 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
In case anyone's wondering, Johnny turning into a girl is canon.
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Its evolving 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
They've come a long way.
Those Bastards! 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Sure it may look innocent, until you realize that those cabybara probably aren't even allowed to pull up. Nevermind hopping out at the afterparty.
Rainbow Snek 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
That's just what happens when a snake hangs around rainbow frogs: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/657004/froggos-23-167-rainbow-frog-charms-a-snek/
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When the tables turn… 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Abby's such a cute name. She's unworthy of it.
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Every June 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I wish they'd stop imposing their lifestyle on others.
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Actually, rock doves (the species most often found in cities) do be pretty fabulous:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_dove#/media/File%3APaloma_brav%C3%ADa_(Columba_livia)%2C_Palacio_de_Nymphenburg%2C_M%C3%BAnich%2C_Alemania01.JPG
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Froggos '23 #170/Froppy Friday - Girls' Blanket Fort 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
It's just missing the "No Boys Allowed" sign.
Froggos '23 #169 - Alert Level: Orange 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
A firefly actually, but close enough.
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Oh look! Here comes plot! 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Well, that way the moms can have a break.
Froggos '23 #169 - Alert Level: Orange 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
That means something is very likely to happen somewhere sometime.
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World war 0 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
It's always Ohio, isn't it.
well?? 5 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
If that's what I think it is, I commend you for your culture.
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Learn. Rebuild. Repeat 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Where's @dr_richard_ew btw?
jungle 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Eh, extra oxygen.
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The History Channel is a joke 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Illegal aliens too, no doubt.
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Throwback Thursday - I Want to Break Free 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
The (literally) 1984 hit by legendary British rock band Queen.
It may shock some to find out that the music video caused some controversy in the US upon its release because of the crossdressing. Ha, those silly '80s people. Can you imagine something like that happening today.
While the song is well-known, its meaning has been heavily debated even to this day, and may forever remain a mystery.
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Guess That's Why They're Called Aces 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Alternatively:
"You can't have sex without sexual attraction."
"You can't have sex."
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Okay 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
"Be quiet! Shaddup!"
"But, I thought you said to say 'ah'."
"That I did. But I didn't tell you to say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."