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Beluga Returns Phone 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Guess the country.
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Froggos '23 #179 - Close Encounters of the Frog Kind 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
The Amphibia frogs would probably be as weird to Earth frogs as Gray Aliens are to humans.
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Ah, Now We See the Violence Inherent in the System 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
"Help, help! I'm being repressed!"
– one of the attackers, probably
Caturday - A Hole New World 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Whether someone is an asshole is all a matter of perspective.
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It feels bad, really bad 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I'll say it as many times as needed: Pace. Your. Selves.
It’s best not to think about it 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
You'd have to be high to mistake the two, sky high in fact.
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Happy Birthday, Mr. Turing! 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Yup, today (June 23rd) is his birthday, and this year (2023) is really special since it's his 111st anniversary. I'm sure most people know who Alan Turing is, and why it's so fitting that his birthday should be during Pride Month. But for whose who don't, here's the last post I did on him: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/579182/alan-turing/
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Froggos '23 #178/Froppy Friday - Flower Brides 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
They're their own flower girls.
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Facepalm moment 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Just more evidence of state-enforced heterosexuality.
Those Damn Gays Corrupting Innocent Youths Again 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Apparently, dog raping is just how alpha males assert dominance: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=70xOBS6joUU&feature=youtu.be
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I swear he poses for the camera sometimes 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Supermeowdel.
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Froggos '23 #177 - It Was Inevitable 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
What has been frogged cannot be unfrogged.
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How would this go down? 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
"You're a third rate prince/detective/whatever the mustache guy is with a fourth rate skill set."
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They Came First for The Drag Queens... 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Stuff like this no longer surprises me after learning this existed: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_German_National_Jews
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Throwback Thursday - 2 Girls, 1 Cup 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I much prefer this version.
Man, What a Cissy 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Those Twitter snowflakes and their "cancel culture," amirite. Good thing the platform is now owned by a "free speech absolutist."
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I do 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Now here's a throwback. I remember posting this over a year ago: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/640371/froggo-fun-r-138-i-admit-it/
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I am not like other femboys 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Uh, did Asuka ever strangle Shinji? Did she, um, do things next to him while he was in a coma?
Cancel speedrun attempt #1 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I don't think that's how Twitter works anymore.
"What's better than this, guys being dudes?" 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Fellas, is dry humping another dude's face gay? Nah, can't be. It's as straight and as manly as the athletic butt slap.
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Hey, I know what we’re gonna do today 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Yes, Justice League Unlimited.
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Froggos '23 #176 - Current Mood 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Which one? Yes.
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This Feels Like a Croc 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Terry's probably not the only one who's confused.
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Oranges are the best fruit 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Melerig does mean floury. And yeah, some apples are indeed like that. Honey Crunch is where it's for me. Sadly, so far I haven't found any place that sells them.
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Oranges are the best fruit 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Wait, there are people who hate apples?