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Caturday - Physics? Heck that, I'm a Cat 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Or maybe they're mostly fluff.
Hoho so you think you can do it?? 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
No Appendage April
No Meat May
No Junk June
No Jacking It July
No Autoeroticism August
No Semen September
No Onanism October
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And thus we get the ultimate challenge: The No Yanking It Year.
Froggos '23 #193 - Smol Frog (Banana for Scale) 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago 1 · Edited 1 year ago
It is possible, see? 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Word.
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I'm talking about Tianan- *muffled screaming* 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Sadly, history *is* repeating itself, even in Germany.
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Throwback Thursday - The OG Philosoraptor 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
It says so in the book/movie.
happy_frog origin story 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Not too far off actually. Sometimes, all it takes is a few kind words.
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Let it go. 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Oh my goodness, sad to say this brings back painful memories.
On the a brighter note, my grandma did make amazing fries.
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Et Tu, France? 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
At this point my only surprise is that A̶i̶r̶s̶t̶r̶i̶p̶ ̶O̶n̶e̶ the UK didn't do this first. Or...maybe they did and just didn't anounce it.
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Throwback Thursday - The OG Philosoraptor 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Know what?
Froggos '23 #192/Froppy Friday - Ready to Beat the Heat with a Swim 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Not that it doesn't look great on her, but I do wonder if the that swimsuit is a hand-me-down from her grandma.
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May I Offer You a Cup of Duck? 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I do in fact give a duck.
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The first frog is pretty dope tho. 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
@bensen's drawing deserved the win.
I have a friend like this 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
For my part, I try to follow proper punctuation, grammar, and spelling whenever possible. That said, I can't deny there are instances where I simply disregard them for the sake of convenience, or because I am unsure of what rules apply. This is especially true when it comes to punctuation.
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Froggos '23 #191 - Evicted by a Rat Bastard 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
They didn't give a rat's ass, did they.
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I have a friend like this 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Even worse, there are those sick freaks who end every one of their comments with a period.
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Throwback Thursday - The OG Philosoraptor 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
From the short-lived but still pretty funny series, "The Critic".
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Also worth noting that all the raptors in Jurassic Park are female. Make of that what you will.
Weird Wednesday - They Did Surgery on a Banana 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Almost as hard to treat as tally.
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Weird Wednesday - They Did Surgery on a Banana 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Remote surgery no less, done by a surgeon in London on a banana in California, via 5G. Which unfortunately means the banana's gonna get cancer. And if there's one thing you don't want, it's your banana getting cancer.
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Froggos '23 #190 - Finger Frog 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
This summer's hottest accessory.
Snack? 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
A wise man once said, is it better to receive a snack than to be a snack, most of the time.
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Froggos '23 #189 - Murican Frog on His Way to Get a Borgar 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Yes, that's an actual American bullfrog (Lithobates catesbeianus) on the prowl for food.
Tako Tuesday - A Very Murican Octo 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
They take their 2³ Amendment rights very seriously.
This hurt more than I thought it would’ve 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Truth. That's why I like to watch others discover those games for the first time.