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This anime opening will always get played 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
About as many times as I'll play the Ina cover, I reckon.
Ducking elegant!!!! 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
It's adorable. Hopefully, they don't put makeup on them. And the ducks are no doubt compensated for their time with a hefty amount of seeds.
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Since we’re sharing lamps, here’s my night light ???? 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
It's 4D whale intestines, isn't it?
They dont lyk that milk 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
It's true. As mammals, humans are meant to drink the milk of other mammals, especially after they've been weaned, as often occurs with so many other species in nature.
Fun fact: Humans were also all meant to have brown eyes, but around 10,000 years ago some pompous upstarts decided that just wasn't enough and invented blue/green eyes.
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"Whaaat?! The Nazi's weren't honest people?!" I spent 10 minutes arguing with a 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I mean, they were also nationalists. The "Na" in Nazi doesn't stand for sodium.
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Shark Attack '23 #3 - Meg 2 Looks Lit 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Betcha didn't know Meg's lastname was Doj.
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Shark Attack '23 #2 - They Just Wanna Be Pet 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
How could anyone think they're dangerous.
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Shark Attack '23 #1 - It's Sharkin' Time! 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
The sharks shall take over my posts for the week once more. For those curious about Shark Week, here my last post on it: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/630618/shark-attack-1-shark-week/
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Somewhat philosophical, but more so lazy 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
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The last thing you ate is what you have to name him 15 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Semolina Pudding.
Get away from my lungs 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I still do it.
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Froggos '23 #208 - I'm a Barbie Frog, in a Barbie Bog 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Probably better off than the frog who went to see Oppenheimer.
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And yeah, that's an actual Barbie frog toy.
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Froggos '23 #207 - I Feel Called Out 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Can't deny it though.
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Caturday - He Grew Up on the Streets 7 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Yeah, but I'm saying it street, which how people who grew up in the hood say it.
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Caturday - He Grew Up on the Streets 7 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Don't you mean, your dawg?
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Caturday - He Grew Up on the Streets 7 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
What would one call a cat who is also your homie?
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Froggos '23 #206/Froppy Friday - Seaside 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Always a good idea to bring a parasol, especially this year.
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Froggos '23 #205 - Little Hop 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Boing.
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One of the Few Days When This Can Be Posted 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Can't beat Friday the 13th though.
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So, Apparently, There's a Lioness Loose in Berlin 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Hopefully the report was just lion. But even so, it doesn't seem like the authorities are taking this lion down. They have their pride to consider after all. Still, the cat's out of the bag now.
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Oh noes .. 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I remember tasting sand once because I thought it would taste like brown sugar. It did not.
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Froggos '23 #204 - Turtle Is Wise, Maybe 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I mean, it *is* said that today is a gift, and that's why it's called the present. And that people are most at peace when living in the moment. Not sure how that work out long term however.
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Um, Cheesed to Gift You? 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
What a cheesy gift.
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Froggos '23 #203 - He Took the Midnight Snek Going Anywhere... 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Well, looks more like midday, but his destination is still unknown.
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Tako Tuesday - Ain't No Brakes on It 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
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