Though he eluded law enforcement for many years, he would finally be arrested for tax evasion and spend the rest of his life in Alcatoad Prison.

At least she's listening to you.

These wokists just won't learn. That's what happens when you lack critical thinking skills.

For at least one of these categories, their true name wouldn't be a weakness. In fact, not using their true name might prove detrimental to completely unintended targets: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SupernaturallyValidatedTransPerson

The legacy of the gentleman catburglar family continues.

I get the feeling the CCP is gonna ban it.

The secrets of the universe. That, or ribbit. Pretty close in scope either way.

2.1 Ghz is not a lot nowadays. That does make me wanna cry.

Interesting that this is gaining traction now. Are these a thing outside of Germany?

Yes. Yes, I am. While this is nostalgic, I feel like Windows XP was still the best.

Sour cream. The Eastern European kind, the Western one is...tacky.

The myth of consensual childbirth
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Mom: "I consent."
Dad: "I consent."
Unborn child: "I don't."
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Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

Something tells me they're gonna be burning Nicholas Cage later on.

Don't recall ever drinking water from a hose (I did drink directly from a brook a few times) but the rest is pretty accurate.

Who wouldn't want a pet sea spider.

Wow, Gen Alpha memes already. Time flies.

*flexes calves*

A toothed whale, as opposed to a baleen whale.

Realizing one has a problem is the first step towards healing.

One can't always rock down to Electric Avenue.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!... Eh, could be worse.

Thus can one free their inner frog. (Note: Not guaranteed to work if the frog is in your throat.)

Never played it, but I heard Meta Knight lives ul to his name, in that he's meta.

Cola-gen.