Happy Frog

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Hippity hoppity

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Fma openings 2 comments
happy_frog · 50 weeks ago
He's right. I've had a song stuck in my head for YEARS. And sex didn't help me figure out what it was, nor did it stop it from frustrating me. But admitedly it did grant a temporary reprieve.
Froggos '23 #234 - Bruh... 1 comments
happy_frog · 50 weeks ago
Just 'cause the early frog gets the worm doesn't mean the other frogs are gonna be happy about it.
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Oh anikin 1 comments
happy_frog · 50 weeks ago
She does, just with her...lower mouth.
Caturday - Kitty Don't Play by Yo' Rules 2 comments
happy_frog · 50 weeks ago
Kitty dance when kitty feel like it.
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Does anyone know ? 2 comments
happy_frog · 50 weeks ago
Given that you (most likely) have one, it should come (heh) as no surprise.
The plot THICCkens 1 comments
happy_frog · 50 weeks ago
To be fair, only the last two of last row are in-game art. The first is from the anime, and the second is probably fanart.
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I also have all of them in-game... So that's...something...
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Life isn't the same for everyone. 7 comments
happy_frog · 50 weeks ago
Well, as long as you're happy. :)
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Life isn't the same for everyone. 7 comments
happy_frog · 50 weeks ago
Really? I thought for sure you were married and had a kid. Maybe I'm just misremembering.
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It’s really a miracle we made it through the 20th century 1 comments
happy_frog · 50 weeks ago
Why is he so worried though? Surely he, omniscient being that he is, knows how safe nuclear energy is.
But yeah, the 20th century was the most destructive one in human history. Thankfully, humanity is blessed with intrinsic pattern-seeking intelligence, which will undoubtedly allow it to pinpoint the factors that led to the atrocities of the previous century, and thus ensure that they never happen again.
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Cool method 2 comments
happy_frog · 50 weeks ago
Was debating whether to post this. Ultimately decided against it because it would mean posting T****. Thank you for your sacrifice.
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Life isn't the same for everyone. 7 comments
happy_frog · 50 weeks ago
You're sweet. But, unless I'm mistaken, you're already taken.
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Cursed image of the day. 1 comments
happy_frog · 50 weeks ago
Suddenly, blood sausages don't seem so bad.
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He he he 1 comments
happy_frog · 50 weeks ago
I had to look up what sound pigs make in Japanese. I failed as a weeb. (It's bihibihi, if anyone's curious.)
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Reject dinosaur, return to whatever the fuᴄk that is 2 comments
happy_frog · 50 weeks ago
Sonia: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Life isn't the same for everyone. 7 comments
happy_frog · 50 weeks ago
Is that how it works? I'm 6'2" (186cm). Where all the girls at?
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Froggos '23 #233/Froppy Friday - One Last Swimsuit Pic Before Summer Ends 1 comments
happy_frog · 50 weeks ago
The flower crown is what really sells it.
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I'll be amazed if this terrible meme I put together won't be removed 1 comments
happy_frog · 51 weeks ago
Oh wow. A DDLC meme made it here. Impressive.
English makes sense 1 comments
happy_frog · 51 weeks ago
Ox -> oxen
Box -> boxen
Fox -> foxen
Cox -> coxen
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If it wasn't for biden there wouldn't be any hurricanes 1 comments
happy_frog · 51 weeks ago
Well you see, if anything bad happens, it simply means the POTUS has lost the Mandate of Heaven. And, in accordance with ancient tradition passed down from the ancestors, he is thus unfit to rule.
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Froggos '23 #232 - "Welcome to mah criiiiiib!" 1 comments
happy_frog · 51 weeks ago
Prime real estate right there.
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Listen you dweeb 1 comments
happy_frog · 51 weeks ago
Do I still gotta watch the hospital scene?
Since the American colonials were themselves British subjects it’s more likely Paul 1 comments
happy_frog · 51 weeks ago
If I recall, the most likely thing he would have said was, "The Regulars are coming!"
You coulda done something, coulda been someone 2 comments
happy_frog · 51 weeks ago
Not sure if that's supposed to be his mom or his gf.
The Rudy Bunch 1 comments
happy_frog · 51 weeks ago
Here's the story of some heinous traitors
Who were cooking up a very heinous coup.
All of them had diddled children, like their leader,
The youngest one was two.
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Here's the story, of a douche named Rudy,
Who was busy with indictments of his own,
He had legal fees, piling up together,
Yet he was all alone.
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Till the one day when the crooks met this asshole
And they knew they weren't getting a free lunch,
Now this group must somehow find some layers.
That's the way they all became the Rudy Bunch.
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The Rudy Bunch,
The Rudy Bunch,
That's way they became the Rudy Bunch.
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:'l 2 comments
happy_frog · 51 weeks ago
It's his comfort phone.
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