Do some reps, and if that don't work, do more reps.

I think she's happy with it.

"Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does."

To him, the day God cucked him was the most significant day of his life. The Greeks and Romans just called that a Tuesday.

For those curious about this observance, here's last year's White Day post: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/651032/froggos-23-74special-happy-white-day/

So, what they're saying is, this bear would walk 500 miles, and he would walk 500 more?

Sure, sandworms are scary, but the worms closer to home are the one most likely to get under your skin.

I mean, that still happens. They're called crack ships. Some of them work, though.

2016.

At least *frogs* have personhood in Alabama.

Don't despair. With practice, boys can go more than 3 rounds of Mario Kart as well.

Well, it all depends on what the runes say. I think they say "taake" but I'm not sure what it's supposed to mean.

Smh, this never would have happened if the shop owner had guns.

As always, here's a strawberry poison-dart frog for the 8th of March. I think I'll separate Women's Day and Mother's Day from now on, since I've done the same for Men's and Father's Day.
In the meantine, here's the ever-present portal to the past: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/650736/froggos-23-68special-happy-womensmothers-day/

Idk, Xerxes' boobs aren't sagging.

The human whose name is written in this notebook... shall receive a visit from Terry.

"Your mother was a humbug, and your father smelled of elderbeatles!"

Now that's a Yu-Gi-Bro.

Local pub? Why's it in English then?