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Bri'ish Conspiracy Theorists Be Like 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
I mean, they don't seem to mind honking, so I guess they're not immune either.
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Lies Hurt Everyone 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
Including those who spread them.
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Blowing Bubbles in the Park 3 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
You could get it for their birthday. They're probably available in Japan.
Wanna Feel Old? 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
2004... Damn, this was pre-Youtube.
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Happy Father's Day! 1 comments
happy_frog · 6 weeks ago
No froggo rocks that dad bod quite like the African bullfrog.
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As always, here's past year's Father's Day post: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/657649/froggos-23-173special-happy-fathers-day/
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Blowing Bubbles in the Park 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
A wholesome nighttime activity.
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Rainbow Bunny (Rainbunny?) 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Yes, even the bunnies.
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ForgetAWSUnityIsTheNewRich 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
*sniff* I do. I can't remember how much I paid for my current phone, but it was certainly less than $600.
And good noise-cancelling headphones can run up to and over $300.
Still Not Gay Though 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Don't worry. I'm sure they said, 'No homo' after 'I do'.
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You Can't Handle The Truth 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Nah, I'm sure Spongebob is just cleaning his eyes so he can see it better.
Grandma Stepped into a Fairy Ring 2 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
At least she wasn't run over by a reindeer.
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Wise prophets 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Idk. As far as I know, frogs usually warn of earthquakes.
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You Can't Handle The Truth 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
And, of course, there is an actual Batman/Wolverine hybrid called Dark Claw: https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Claw
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Colorful Chemical Fires 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
That's a hot rainbow.
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Very Cool 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
What flavor is blue ice cream supposed to be?
The 70's Were Also Wild 4 comments
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Che-meow-stry 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
The structure of a water meow-lecule.
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Meanwhile, on Cornhub 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Damn cornosexuals, coming in our corn fields, poppin' our corn.
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Friendly professional hallowed 6 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
It looks like it has eyes and a little mouth.
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A Credit to His Country o7 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
If you aren't willing to service your sercivemen, are really a true patriot?
Froggo Has Leaf for You 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Do you accept?
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That's Gotta Sting 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
I guess, but how many flowers have *you* pollinated, huh?
That's Gotta Sting 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
The wasp does have a point, unpleasant as it may be.
A man enjoying some Guinness 1 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
Guess Guiness also gives you wings.
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