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Happy Juneteenth! 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Short for June 19, the holiday commemorates the enforcement of the Emancipation Proclamation in Texas on June 19, 1865 in the former Confederate States, which ended slavery in said states. It's also been called Black Independence Day and America's Second Independence Day.
Though celebrated as early as 1866, and recognized as a state holiday in several states by the 1980's, it was only made a federal holiday in 2021.
Observances include barbeques, celebrations of African-American culture and history amd family reunions.
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Might as well post it too 1 comments
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Kitty Garden 2 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Must be where they grow @catfluff.
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My nephew, Spider-Man, after a long day 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Your nephew, you say? Oh no...
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You don't want to know. Trust me on this. 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
I know. I only hope they were invented *after* anesthetics.
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Bri'ish Conspiracy Theorists Be Like 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
I mean, they don't seem to mind honking, so I guess they're not immune either.
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Lies Hurt Everyone 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Including those who spread them.
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Blowing Bubbles in the Park 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
You could get it for their birthday. They're probably available in Japan.
Wanna Feel Old? 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
2004... Damn, this was pre-Youtube.
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Happy Father's Day! 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
No froggo rocks that dad bod quite like the African bullfrog.
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As always, here's past year's Father's Day post: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/657649/froggos-23-173special-happy-fathers-day/
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Blowing Bubbles in the Park 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
A wholesome nighttime activity.
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Rainbow Bunny (Rainbunny?) 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Yes, even the bunnies.
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ForgetAWSUnityIsTheNewRich 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
*sniff* I do. I can't remember how much I paid for my current phone, but it was certainly less than $600.
And good noise-cancelling headphones can run up to and over $300.
Still Not Gay Though 1 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Don't worry. I'm sure they said, 'No homo' after 'I do'.
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You Can't Handle The Truth 3 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
Nah, I'm sure Spongebob is just cleaning his eyes so he can see it better.
Grandma Stepped into a Fairy Ring 2 comments
happy_frog · 7 weeks ago
At least she wasn't run over by a reindeer.
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Wise prophets 3 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
Idk. As far as I know, frogs usually warn of earthquakes.
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You Can't Handle The Truth 3 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
And, of course, there is an actual Batman/Wolverine hybrid called Dark Claw: https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Claw
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Colorful Chemical Fires 1 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
That's a hot rainbow.
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Very Cool 3 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
What flavor is blue ice cream supposed to be?
The 70's Were Also Wild 4 comments
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Che-meow-stry 1 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
The structure of a water meow-lecule.
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Meanwhile, on Cornhub 1 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
Damn cornosexuals, coming in our corn fields, poppin' our corn.
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Friendly professional hallowed 6 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
It looks like it has eyes and a little mouth.
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A Credit to His Country o7 1 comments
happy_frog · 8 weeks ago
If you aren't willing to service your sercivemen, are really a true patriot?