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It's a Balacing Act, and I'm not a Tightrope Walker 1 comments
happy_frog · 15 weeks ago
It's not even that the events are unprecedented. Quite the opposite: They're repeats of the previous century.
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You Came to the Right Neighborhood 1 comments
happy_frog · 15 weeks ago
Plenty of green spaces.
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breh 1 comments
happy_frog · 15 weeks ago
He was already deformed though.
Daisy is such a majestic kitty 2 comments
happy_frog · 15 weeks ago
Daisy might have mind-control powers.
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"Just following orders." 1 comments
happy_frog · 15 weeks ago
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll "get over it", just like the victims of school shooting and their families did.
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Happy Bastille Day! 1 comments
happy_frog · 15 weeks ago
This year there may actually be cause for celebration as the French far-right has been successfully kept at bay, for now.
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For those who want to know more about the holiday, let travel back in time, but not too far back: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/660709/bastille-day/
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lore 1 comments
happy_frog · 15 weeks ago
Ashley. Surprised to see her here.
Shark Attack '24 #11/Final - Lotsa Sharks 1 comments
happy_frog · 15 weeks ago
Didn't get as many sharks in this year as I'd hoped but that's why we always need to stock up.
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Shark Attack '24 #10 - Graphite Great White 1 comments
happy_frog · 16 weeks ago
Well, Great Gray is more accurate, but they shall return as the Great White after their fight with the Balrog.
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Shark Attack '24 #9 - The Haj Is About One Cat Long 2 comments
happy_frog · 16 weeks ago
Cats are a very dependable unit of measurement.
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Shark Attack '24 #8 - Sharkuitar 2 comments
happy_frog · 16 weeks ago
Probably gets great bass.
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Shark Attack '24 #7 - The Perfect Gift 3 comments
happy_frog · 16 weeks ago
Would shark puppies be called sharpies?
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Shark Attack '24 #6 - Printing Important Documents 2 comments
happy_frog · 16 weeks ago
Hopefully they have the correct security clearance for something this confidential.
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Shark Attack '24 #5 - Hydro Homie 1 comments
happy_frog · 16 weeks ago
Hope it also has electrolytes.
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Shark Attack '24 #4 - They Just Wanna Help 1 comments
happy_frog · 16 weeks ago
Putting pressure on the wound is a good way to stop the bleeding.
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Cynical rapid unfortunate 5 comments
happy_frog · 16 weeks ago
Eh, plenty of people are proud of their ignorance, and that hurts others even more. So something like this comes as no surprise.
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Shark Attack '24 #3 - Galapagos Sharks in Hawaii 1 comments
happy_frog · 16 weeks ago
It's a great holiday spot.
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Shark Attack '24 #2 - Baseball Shark 1 comments
happy_frog · 16 weeks ago
Shark Week wouldn't be complete without best shark girl. And yes, this is quite real. You cannot escape the 'a'.
Simpsons 1 comments
happy_frog · 16 weeks ago
Can't spell Bart without rat, or brat, or atrb.
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Shark Attack '24 #1 - Hark! Tis Time for Shark! 1 comments
happy_frog · 16 weeks ago
For those unfamiliar with Shark Week, here's last year's post: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/661323/shark-attack-23-1-its-sharkin-time/
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Oh well 2 comments
happy_frog · 16 weeks ago
That sign can't tell me what to do, 'cause I can't read.
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"You've mlem'd your last wörm" 1 comments
happy_frog · 17 weeks ago
Not even frogs may heck with frogs.
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Murica Day 1 comments
happy_frog · 17 weeks ago
Best celebrate American Independence while there's still an independent America to celebrate it in.
Does the Sponge Come with Square Pants? 3 comments
happy_frog · 17 weeks ago
And does he live in a pineapple under the sea?
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JK I don't have a wife 10 comments
happy_frog · 17 weeks ago
You're very kind.