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Pepperidge Farm Remembers 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 weeks ago
And you better believe there are people who say that Camacho would make a better president than any of the current two nominees.
To be fair, he at least recognized and rewarded other people's expertise, which is more than can be said for certain other presidents.
Froggy Says Hi 7 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Hi.
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What Are Thooooose!? 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Nice croc, bro.
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Ever Seen Camels on the Beach? 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
You have now.
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Me When Someone Mentions Frogs 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Where frogs?
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It's a Balacing Act, and I'm not a Tightrope Walker 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
It's not even that the events are unprecedented. Quite the opposite: They're repeats of the previous century.
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You Came to the Right Neighborhood 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Plenty of green spaces.
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breh 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
He was already deformed though.
Daisy is such a majestic kitty 2 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Daisy might have mind-control powers.
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"Just following orders." 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll "get over it", just like the victims of school shooting and their families did.
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Happy Bastille Day! 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
This year there may actually be cause for celebration as the French far-right has been successfully kept at bay, for now.
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For those who want to know more about the holiday, let travel back in time, but not too far back: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/660709/bastille-day/
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lore 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Ashley. Surprised to see her here.
Shark Attack '24 #11/Final - Lotsa Sharks 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Didn't get as many sharks in this year as I'd hoped but that's why we always need to stock up.
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Shark Attack '24 #10 - Graphite Great White 1 comments
happy_frog · 4 weeks ago
Well, Great Gray is more accurate, but they shall return as the Great White after their fight with the Balrog.
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Shark Attack '24 #9 - The Haj Is About One Cat Long 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Cats are a very dependable unit of measurement.
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Shark Attack '24 #8 - Sharkuitar 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Probably gets great bass.
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Shark Attack '24 #7 - The Perfect Gift 3 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Would shark puppies be called sharpies?
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Shark Attack '24 #6 - Printing Important Documents 2 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Hopefully they have the correct security clearance for something this confidential.
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Shark Attack '24 #5 - Hydro Homie 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Hope it also has electrolytes.
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Shark Attack '24 #4 - They Just Wanna Help 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Putting pressure on the wound is a good way to stop the bleeding.
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Cynical rapid unfortunate 5 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Eh, plenty of people are proud of their ignorance, and that hurts others even more. So something like this comes as no surprise.
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Shark Attack '24 #3 - Galapagos Sharks in Hawaii 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
It's a great holiday spot.
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Shark Attack '24 #2 - Baseball Shark 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Shark Week wouldn't be complete without best shark girl. And yes, this is quite real. You cannot escape the 'a'.
Simpsons 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
Can't spell Bart without rat, or brat, or atrb.
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Shark Attack '24 #1 - Hark! Tis Time for Shark! 1 comments
happy_frog · 5 weeks ago
For those unfamiliar with Shark Week, here's last year's post: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/661323/shark-attack-23-1-its-sharkin-time/
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