Thanks Captain Obvious!

I think he was smacking the water to get the gator to surface. He's trying to trigger its hunting instincts by pretending to be a prey animal to get it to reveal itself.

A common thing that same sex couples will get asked by ignorant straight people is "Which one of you is the man/woman?" Referring to when they have sex.

He said he thought he was just jostled by the crowd. He said he didn't even realize he had been kicked until he saw the video.

Yeah, dying from a broken heart is usually associated with a significant other dying very suddenly and the intense emotional trauma that comes from such an event.

And failing, I might add.

He's trying to ask for pics (pictures) of her.

I would actually love to have that in my dorm room.

Probably not. Sharks are actually generally very docile with humans. Shark attacks happen because the shark thinks we're seals. We actually taste really gross to them.

Exactly. They did what they had to do. They worked with the Nazis because the alternative was war. And the whole time, they were moving their resources to the mountains and preparing for an invasion, hoping to make it too costly for the Axis powers to conquer them.