I think I know where this is from. I'm just afraid of admitting it.

When I was going down the stairwell I was going to fist bump a friend, I thought there was an extra stair and fell. You might think he'll be laughing while I'm worried, when in reality I couldn't stop laughing. He kept asking if I was ok, I kept repeating yes.

Churros!

First thought was "I would go there for the zombie apocalypse."

The granddaughter one made me shed tears on the bus

Love the costume

Reference

Lefty over, right hand I use mouse

Hermionegrangeranator 3000
Boom goes the dynamite

I don't know why but I ship them

What ship.... Oh wait

Blue pill

I know my school's wifi password

So true though I had only three hours of sleep

Number 306 looks like she just saw a cockroach

Yes, I'll do this for 2-4 months

Don't mind if I do

That's me for every single test, I feel pain in my heart if I get as little as a 90%.