They can't find out about Pythagoras at such an early age!!

*whimpers*
I saw them...I SAW THEM! THE INTEGRALS, THE DERIVATIVES...
They're coming...their partial differentiation is too much for us...
Fly you fools...while you still can

*performs advanced math ceremony, forces everyone to watch, laughs at their horrified faces as the blood splatters everywhere during the process of solving complicated equations*

You should see my class during multivarable calculus.