Had the leash on for my sister when she was younger. It gives them a sense of independence while keeping them at bay so they don't run off and get lost

I just wanna rub my face all over their bellies

Cilantro is where it's at

When I first saw this meme I didn't understand it but then seeing it again I remembered she dated this guy.

I remember years ago when it was dark about 8 at night and I was walking to the store to buy something and I had these in my pocket and occasionally as I was walking I threw them. I was going round a corner as I threw one, apparently a guy was walking in the other side so when I threw it he screamed and jumped. He tried to play it off and I tried not to die of laughter as I was walking away

What if I drank bagged soda, eh?

Grandmas future is a coffin

I sometimes got two dollars or even one when I went to elementary

I like waffles.

When I was in elementary and didn't want to be there I made myself sick. During lunch I would eat a combination of food, milk and juice. I would go to the nurse and then she would call my mom. I would get picked up just to to eat McDonald's afterwards.

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Keep 'em coming

Not only that but I can't be exposed for more than 2 hrs or a rash starts to all parts expose to the sun

It's adorable how babies kiss, they try to mimic but end up opening their whole mouth and slobbering you

I recognize by how they walk

My friend sent me that a few days ago, which can't be any more true

A buttload of stuff or I could go by my middle name which starts with an A

Or when you're the one washing the dishes every night

Yeah she's a trade-in

Does it count if one of them is still in the womb?