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Would you? 45 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
But does it increase blood flow during exercise, stress, sex, or whenever your brain and muscles need it? Is this real or a what if thing? TO THE INTERNETS!
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That semen is a demon 20 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
That's what I was going to say. They don't swish it around in their mouths. If done right and with a heads up, she just takes the the shot and swollows without it touching her teeth. Even if she's a spitter, it would be on her lips. This is probably something else. Oh Internet, when will you let me trust you again?
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Took me 30 second for me to realized that is not a fish 13 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
That's not wine, it's champagne.
Took me 30 second for me to realized that is not a fish 13 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
When I opened the picture I smelt "fish". I knew it wasn't fish though and realized her cooter smelled like low tide at the pier. Other just thought it was fish.
Took me 30 second for me to realized that is not a fish 13 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Ok cool. I thought I was the only one who could smell that chick's pussy from here. And it did smell kind of fishy.
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It's like there's been an invasion 17 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Dat boi sucks too.
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It's like there's been an invasion 17 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
It's not even a good meme.
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IT'S SO CUTE 6 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Are we all ignoring the guy on the left drowning in front of everyone else?
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The only think you should put in people's drinks 11 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Mr Cosby, we are going to have to ban this account as well. Please stop trying to make people think you're NOT trying to drug them here.
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Please do 26 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
The difference is she knew she was pretty. Tell the ones that don't know it and make them believe it. Then run away......
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Live alone on an Island? 27 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Lol
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Please do 26 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Seconded. All agree? 1,2,3,4.....789. Oppose? Hearing none. Motion is approved, peachypersimmon is pretty cool. Note it in the record.
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Please do 26 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
You have nice shorts. To put your arms in. Or someone else's.
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Or is it just me? 24 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Yes, please
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Or is it just me? 24 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
But can you clap?
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Or is it just me? 24 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Female version of the ol' hand in the waist band. Good times. Good times.
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How to make your home more burglar resistant 19 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Do the same for at least one screw in each hinge on the door and the casing.
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Some kids are stranger than others 8 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
That's around where I live! http://www.morrisbart.com
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Damn true 6 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Ah. Thank you for that. I was under the silly impression that "likes" were thumbs up. I honestly didn't realize I could "like" something with a thumbs down.
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Clever box art 12 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Aaaaaaaasssssssss yoooouuuuuuu wiiiiiiiiissshhhhhhh...
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Damn true 6 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
As long as there is trivia.
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Damn true 6 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Ohhhhh.....sorry but that's not correct either. http://wordinfo.info/unit/3735/ip:1/il:K
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Clever box art 12 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
INCONCEIVABLE !!
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Yep 6 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Who took the picture? For real, did he ask an employee? Did his buddy take it then they sat there together? What is wrong with reporters these days? We need the facts for crying out loud!
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"It's all about genetics," they said 11 comments
heywood · 8 years ago
Damn. I should have known. Lol Rainbowdash
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