Took me 30 second for me to realized that is not a fish

No, it's a man, you can see his nipples

Same here. He should've taken the picture.

He is just so smooth
Look at those legs!!!

When I opened the picture I smelt "fish". I knew it wasn't fish though and realized her cooter smelled like low tide at the pier. Other just thought it was fish.

Excellent explanation

At first glance, the wine bottle that the man is holding looks like a fish.

That's not wine, it's champagne.