hickorynut97
No I don't like Hickory Nuts. I earned the nickname after I rolled my ankle on one. At school they call me H Nut. You laugh but I'm serious.
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We do love Americans 49 comments
hickorynut97
· 8 years ago
Nice to know that we are loved!
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Just Thoughts 30 comments
Riddle solved 17 comments
hickorynut97
· 8 years ago
The best way is this:
"If this door is yes, and this door is no, which door is safe?"
"If this door is yes, and this door is no, which door is safe?"
so nutella is worthy. 22 comments
hickorynut97
· 8 years ago
I just got this! I saw it like two hours ago and I just got it! I was like, "ok he put his hammer on the Nutella and they all know they're not as good as Nutella." This is way better!
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Your daily compliment 16 comments
superwoman telling it like it is 19 comments
hickorynut97
· 8 years ago
So, the real question here is, since she seems a little upset... Is SHE on her period? (I'm so sorry haha the opertunity was to good!)
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superwoman telling it like it is 19 comments
:/ This is true 22 comments
hickorynut97
· 8 years ago
You know what else is important Dave? KNOWING HOW TO SPELL WORDS. Communication is the best tool humans have. Don't believe me? The bible says so.
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Cool Tip If You're Going To The Beach 5 comments
hickorynut97
· 8 years ago
This would work above the Mason-Dixon Line. Sorry yanks, but yall just ain't as nice as we are! Granted, down here, you're less likely to have something stolen in the first place
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This is fashion if I've ever seen it. 15 comments
When the pope uses an iphone 4 comments
hickorynut97
· 8 years ago
The only reason the Holy Guy in the sky is endorsing Apple is cause he's met Steve Jobs. Probably still talks to him. Can you imagine how awkward it would be to tell dead Steve that you were switching companies? "Hey look, Steve, you're a great guy and all, but android is just easier and my boi the pope isn't the most tech savvy guy... Also Moses said that he used your maps software. That's why he got lost, you really think I did that?"
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Australian police escorting Putin 29 comments
hickorynut97
· 8 years ago
No get it, cause bill Clinton, and the... Monica lowensky, they... In the Oval Office. More like the oral office amirite???? *kneeslap and high fives self*
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Australian police escorting Putin 29 comments
Australian police escorting Putin 29 comments
Incoming freedom, hit the deck! 48 comments
hickorynut97
· 8 years ago
So the moral of the story is, kill the people who are killing the children.
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Incoming freedom, hit the deck! 48 comments
hickorynut97
· 8 years ago
We take the fight to them so that you can eat your baconator without worrying about batshit crazy fanatics running in an beheading you for eating pork. You're welcome btw.
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Here's How To Catch A Chicken 26 comments
hickorynut97
· 9 years ago
Well I have caught a chicken and I'm 230 lbs. I'm not a runner let's say.
Jeremy Clarkson on the USA 15 comments
Thought this was interesting 59 comments
Thought this was interesting 59 comments
hickorynut97
· 9 years ago
Hell is defined as an eternity completely separate from God. Which is terrifying
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Thought this was interesting 59 comments
hickorynut97
· 9 years ago
Said Christopher Columbis to the Indians. OH MY GAWD WHAT IF THERE WERE NATIVES OF HELL??? Like, after God's armies defeated satan and his followers, they fled to Hell, but there were already like rock people there who were just like, "dude fuck off" and Satan was like, "this place naw (huehue get it? As in Hell naw?) beyotch, I'm crashin with yall till I learn to turn into a snake with arms"
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Holy shit...this is why I check the mirrors in bathrooms.. 40 comments
hickorynut97
· 9 years ago
Yeah ok, these people are messed up, but TERRORISTS?! Terrorists kill people. The word you are looking for is pervert. Terrorists chop off heads, pervs want some head. Big big difference here. It's down right offensive to our military, calling these people terrorists.
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I was scarred as a child :D 14 comments
hickorynut97
· 9 years ago
It depends on the parents and the child. And ofcourse the school district you are in. Homeschooling kinda takes away the opertunity to buy drugs at school
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