iamnotyourmother

iamnotyourmother


I've been here since February 2014.Ever since I've been here,I've seen depression, happiness,and I have many haters.But I'll always stay here.Fun.Forever.

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Six hot chicks in a hottub 17 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
I agree!
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iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
{Makes a dark joke about deep comment}
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Admit Something Nobody Knows About You (Don't Use Names For Privacy Reasons) 1107 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
I love mgoveia because he's a rude asshole sometimes but always funny in that way xD
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Forgot how to Horse 9 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
I can't remember marrying you
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Forgot how to Horse 9 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
Oh look my other half
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iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
{Questions where the reference comes from}
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iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
{Realization and laughing reply}
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iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
{Confusedly questioning reply to hood}
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iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
{offending reply to hood}
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Admit Something Nobody Knows About You (Don't Use Names For Privacy Reasons) 1107 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
Omg guys so today we were in the hall today and I was showing my friend some songs and this guy I like was laying inbetween me and my friend and listening and it was so funny because his head was on my lap and I was really in an awkward but funny situation there. Idk what to think we were talking a lot and it was fun. We have a lot of things in common, especially even Pokemon! Lol, but he's totally fun.
The scariest of all grandmas 152 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
Black car seat
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Admit Something Nobody Knows About You (Don't Use Names For Privacy Reasons) 1107 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
Woah thanjs for the advice but idek how to get him alone and I don't have any wits to ask him xD aahhh I'm a disaster
Admit Something Nobody Knows About You (Don't Use Names For Privacy Reasons) 1107 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
There's this guy in my class I like, but I don't know what to do. Whenever we talk, it's damn awkward.
He's apart of this little friend-group in our class (including me, 3 of my friends, him and another guy) and we joke a lot during class. I've only known him for a year.
I mean, idk what to say or do. I'm so awkward.
when you get it 176 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
Or fs is messing up as usual. It's not unordinary, I once saw a comment that was apparently posted "4 years ago" wtf funsubstance is only almost 3 years old
Saw this convo... Made me giggle ^ ^ 40 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
I have to agree. Also very humerous.
when you get it 176 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
*cries* I miss Pebble
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Saw this convo... Made me giggle ^ ^ 40 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
Man I won myself a corner-friend.
I really love his personality above all else, too. Just like Tom Hiddleston,tbh.
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They have secret meetings at night 6 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
Secret BloodClan meeting...
Dog ate a bee 5 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
Happened to our Parson russel terrier. She could've died!
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Blowing on a dog, what could possibly go wrong? 18 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
"Yo motherf*cker, ima pull dat smirk right off yo face!!"
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Giraffe with Dwarfism 7 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
Hate to burst everyone's bubble, but that ain't possible to the slightest bit. But funny altogether.
I mean, imagine that guy chasing you through the zoo.
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History lesson 7 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
I LOVE YOU
AND THIS SONG
And everything
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A question worth answering 24 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
And thus evolution can still exist within these "days", and since he created fish, birds and then land animals, which fits the order of evolution, it's even more likely. I don't know how many others think this as well but I believe in it strongly.
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Archduke's coat 5 comments
iamnotyourmother · 7 years ago
One of my favourite happenings in history. Also, his name is the same as one of my favourite bands.
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