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iccarus

Everyday seems to get a little harder to smile and say "i'm fine, everything is ok"

— iccarus

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iccarus · 4 years ago

i love hiking, but no one likes hiking with me due to the distances i cover, but i'm ok doing it alone, just no time to do it now

Retarded garrulous Wolf 7 comments

iccarus · 4 years ago

here's the thing, if a girl, or boy, helps pay for the mortgage, or any utilities in a home owned by the spouse, they have a legal claim to half the property if they broke up. Knew this happened to a guy, his lawyer advised him to offer her $5,000 and to fk off, she accepted, signed the waiver and never heard from her since.

Meanwhile, at Disney HQ 10 comments

iccarus · 4 years ago

it's because some people think everyone should be included one way or another, or else someone will get overly sensitive and find something offensive about anything.

Silver linings 10 comments

iccarus · 4 years ago

so how do you go about getting a disability sticker for the handicapped spaces? asking for a friend

Idiot vs scooter 1 comments

iccarus · 4 years ago

scooter won

That's a strange crossover 5 comments

iccarus · 4 years ago

my toes? that'll hurt

Poop gun 5 comments

iccarus · 4 years ago

i crop dust a lot

That's a strange crossover 5 comments

iccarus · 4 years ago

rip and tear what exactly?

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Jumping off a cliff 6 comments

iccarus · 4 years ago

"Call of the Void"

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Poop gun 5 comments

iccarus · 4 years ago

well i've had explosive diarrhea, so i'm convinced

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Maybe 1 comments

iccarus · 4 years ago

definitely, when given a choice, say "you choose", if they choose wrong, respond "are you really sure?"

A good morning 7 comments

iccarus · 4 years ago

doing the dishes?

Wow, imagine her servants and security 8 comments

iccarus · 4 years ago

it wasn't a prank, she asked them to set it up for her, this is the message they left on the answering machine. unfortuately i am no longer welcome to call HRH

Look out for each other 6 comments

iccarus · 4 years ago

well if the guy says "hi my name is . . . . " then the watcher will interject and tell them to go away so no one will ever make new friends

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I should’ve done this 5 comments

iccarus · 4 years ago

cause the dog's thinking "leave the cardboard, take me"

Work in process 2 comments

iccarus · 4 years ago

i'm confused about the "you had one job" remark on this

He went full ham 1 comments

iccarus · 4 years ago