iccarus

iccarus


Everyday seems to get a little harder to smile and say "i'm fine, everything is ok"

— iccarus Report User
This graffiti 6 comments
iccarus · 37 weeks ago
i'm leaning towards photoshop
We need name suggestions (see comments below) 37 comments
iccarus · 37 weeks ago
i think Comet suits him
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Put it back 1 comments
iccarus · 37 weeks ago
what did it look like before decompression?
"poland?" "...Poland!" 1 comments
iccarus · 37 weeks ago
I'm amazed when i look at Putin for two reasons, one, he ranks higher than Chuck Norris in martial arts, probably killed with it too, and two, has a personal unofficial wealth of an estimated $200 billion
For my Aussies... for my peeps on drugs... especially for my Aussies on drugs O_o 6 comments
iccarus · 37 weeks ago
during a gameshow, they played a piece from it, and asked, where was this taken from, a contestant answered "Kookaburra Sits in the old gum tree", the people that had the rights to that song, sued the lead singer based on that game. He lost, he lost his millions, his home, everything, had to do pub tours to earn a living, died broken a few years later.
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For my Aussies... for my peeps on drugs... especially for my Aussies on drugs O_o 6 comments
iccarus · 37 weeks ago
iconic song, just such a shame what happened in the end to the lead singer because of it
3 golden rules 5 comments
iccarus · 37 weeks ago
never fart if you've recently had diarrhea
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So much empowerment in one picture 12 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
maybe they identify as female, so questioning this is oppressing them.
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BWAHAHAHA
I'm this old 4 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
first car was a Ford Falcon, had a huge ashtray in it, didn't smoke, but kept spare change in it, I hate carrying coins. Emptied one day and got over $90, BONUS!!
We all know that person 2 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
apple, changes radius of phones corners by 5%, fanboys "OMG, take my money!"
Motherf*** 4 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
*buys condoms*
SLJ "muther fucker"
me "that's the plan"
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My new life motto after becoming single 2 weeks ago 4 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
unless there's a pitcher on the table
My new life motto after becoming single 2 weeks ago 4 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
bars do not refill glasses as it's against OH&S, also a security risk if the remaining liquid is a date rape drug
How many copyrights can you infringe in one product? 1 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
wrong sort of spit roast
Aleetahi 4 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
poetry shouldn't have rules, it's poetry
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This couple planted over 2million trees to regrow a forest in 20years 2 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
and a logging company wanted to chop them down claiming they could just replant them again
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You can do it! 12 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
depends on the girl, i've had accidents before
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Wolves are beautiful 4 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
"why can't i poop in piece?" - wolf
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Scratching your name on a Rhinoceros 8 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
well should be easy to track them down
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Whats the problem here? 7 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
vaping kills quicker, that's why therre is a panic about wanting to ban them
Seizing second chances 14 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
i wonder what the SFPD did? Did they have a choice to arrest him, but chose to help him instead?
Scary 3 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
that kid with the glasses had the most irritating, finger nail on chalk board voice ever
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Whats the problem here? 7 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
missed the point entirely
But what if I just spam it faster? 4 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
yeah, happened near my work, the lights are bad if you miss the crossing, you have to wait a long time, and this guy just kept pressing the button repeatedly. Another one i said was "IF you press it 1000 times in less than a minute, it overrides the lights and changes immediately"
But what if I just spam it faster? 4 comments
iccarus · 38 weeks ago
it's like people that hit the crossing button repeatedly, just once is enough, but no, tap,tap,tap,tap,tap,tap,tap,tap,tap,tap,tap,tap,tap,tap,tap,tap,tap,tap, "sure glad you pressed it multiple times, i don't think the light would ever change if you did" "shut up", "dumb cunt" - true story
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