This is too accurate omg

I've seen the whore one, and a block number called me once so I said the Jim's whore house one.

In that case I'm the biggest slut there is...

CRISPY BACON YOU PEASANTS

I read "Oh hot damn this is my jelly" xD

I shouldn't be laughing this much

I don't see it it!

I stabbed a piece of candy because you told me to.... Words of wisdom.