Illjusthavewater

illjusthavewater


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A smart man knows his limits 19 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
We don't know that. And I don't care if I'm in a delivery room and a baby is crowning, unless a woman looked me in the eyes and said, "I'm pregnant," I act like she's not.
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Damn it, Rob 6 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I read that too man. I even read one article, where the owner said 'it's hard to get excited about reopening in a town that doesn't want you.' It was kinda sad.
At the same time, apparently the building was complete shit and that's why they were closed to begin with.
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A smart man knows his limits 19 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Love has no limits.
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Types of friends 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Arrested for stealing street signs '98
Kicked out of oz fest '02
Kicked out of oz fest '04
One guy was at each one... Completely responsible for one, and we're best friends to this day.
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Weapons Prisoners Made With What They Had 13 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Damn. These were made in prison, in secret, out of pack rat type MacGyver shit, and I'm in my house and can barely put a child's toy together.
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Damn it, Rob 6 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Was Rob the catalyst the club closing?
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New debit card 3 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Wells Fargo I'm guessing. You probably just have to open an account.
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Spiders are friends not fiends 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
This was a little sad and hilarious. Salarious.
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Daaaaaaamn! 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
They should call you cold pyro, because you're always handing out sick burns.
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Just our society 23 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
"Can't" that's a funny way to spell won't? And I mean that for the men.
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What's your take on this? 14 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
It can become a crazy loop really quick. Because if everyone is participating and you find someone to better you, then they have also be looking for someone to better them. And if that is the case, they won't want you hanging around, because you aren't going to better them.
The entire population would spend their time, searching for someone to better them, or settling on someone who isn't going to better them. And before you know it we are all the same.
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Twix up my sleeve 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I thought that was some sort of weird new under the skin implant.
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Super miniature food that looks real but is not 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
That is crazy realistic. Now let's make some tiny Denny's to serve that food.
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Not so inspiring anymore 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I'm going against common sense...
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Don't Mess With Me 9 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Yuuuuuuum. Nothing like some bacon and chicken lady cycles first thing in the morning.
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Tobey Maguire dancing ;p love it 9 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
That's actually Toby dancing his career into a coffin.
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Urinals at The Shard in London 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Every time I used one, I wouldn't help but feel like a king pissing on the peasants of wherever that is.
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Urinals at The Shard in London 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I didn't before but now I definitely do.
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Well now I do have a bucket list 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Quadruple bypass is also on my bucket list! 2 birds with one stone!
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"Our Culture is Not Your Costume!" 91 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
@undercover I agree with you it's just the way you presented your information sounded a little "fuck off" at the end where the beginning was very well constructed. Where I agree with you I think America an example as it is considered a melting pot, and being part of that melting pot means that you share your culture and heritage with others, you aren't giving up your history, you're just seeing it utilized in a different manner. It shouldn't be about who has ownership over the history of a particular thing. Hell I don't think it's important to understand where it came from unless you're interested. My family is German Mennonite it's part of my history, but I have no ownership of it, and it has no ownership of me.
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"Our Culture is Not Your Costume!" 91 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
You had me hooked until you went on a tangent about pussies and butthurts at the end.
Thug life level- Crow 12 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Forever more
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don't know if he's really lucky or unlucky 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
They did. It's called the Thor.
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"Our Culture is Not Your Costume!" 91 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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Leave me alone 2 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Looks like someone has a bad case of the Mondays.