Ball of fur dozing off 1 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
"HAMSTERBOTS ROLL OUT."
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Never raise your arm as a Nazi salute in Germany 28 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
They don't fuck around in Germany when it comes to that type of thing.
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Poor guy 11 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
I think the last two pics is the dog in the pet hospital. I was thinking the same thing. Weed is probably okay, it's the chocolate, and at the same time it's a brownie. It would have been worst if it was a chocolate bar of pot... Do they make that?
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Who googled that 15 comments
Here comes the plane 43 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
There is a different between laughing at an enemy, and laughing at the actions of your enemy has taken against you. A joke about Hitler having one testicals is one thing vs. a joke about gas chambers and Jewish prisoners, most groups would think it crossed a line.
It's like telling an Orthodox Jew a gas chamber joke, and when you can see it hurt him, you tell him to laugh or Hitler won. Or telling a group of parents and relatives of school shooting a joke about killing kids, and when they still feel that pain, telling them that the shooter won because they can't laugh. Its asinine to think some people wouldn't think it's funny, and pretty callous to justify your reasoning with, "laugh it off or they won."
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It's like telling an Orthodox Jew a gas chamber joke, and when you can see it hurt him, you tell him to laugh or Hitler won. Or telling a group of parents and relatives of school shooting a joke about killing kids, and when they still feel that pain, telling them that the shooter won because they can't laugh. Its asinine to think some people wouldn't think it's funny, and pretty callous to justify your reasoning with, "laugh it off or they won."
Who googled that 15 comments
Here comes the plane 43 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Yeah. I'm sure if we're all laughing the terrorist will realize they have been defeated and all give up, in fact I read that's how we won WW 2.
My opinion, the joke is in poor taste, doesn't me I'm offended by it. It just means that for an audience of Funsubstance it's not a great joke.
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My opinion, the joke is in poor taste, doesn't me I'm offended by it. It just means that for an audience of Funsubstance it's not a great joke.
Here comes the plane 43 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
This in in bad taste dude (and in no way is that a pun because of food). This isn't 4chan.
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Who else thinks this kind of shoes look ugly? 21 comments
XD 7 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
I've never seen high school musical nor will I ever see it. I have no idea what I'm looking at in this picture besides a guy sneaking a middle finger.
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The face of regret 9 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
That's the face of a man who is dead inside. I've seen it before. This guy at my church told me they believe all kids are blessing, and don't use birth control, but right after that they had their 7th kid he turned into a Lego man.
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A perfectly executed derp 2 comments
mom no....please stop. 4 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
That will be my new sign off whenever I write an email, instead of sincerely.
Bust a nut,
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Bust a nut,
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Guess someone has bigger problems than me 6 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
I thought the last one was butt loop. Had no idea that existed.
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A smart man knows his limits 19 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
It's called breech (feet first) and it doesn't always mean the baby will be deformed or die. It's not ideal, and it poses a risk, but a death sentence. Also, it was a joke. The point is, you never ask or assume a woman is pregnant. However, if the girl in the pic is pregnant it would explain why she prefers not to be 5 feet in the air. But then again, she may just not like heights, or the guy could have brittle bone disease and be like, "I like my women like I like my roads. Curvy and dangerous." Who knows.
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Why aliens avoid us 5 comments
A smart man knows his limits 19 comments
A smart man knows his limits 19 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Nope. I would watching feet coming out, and doctors screaming the baby is breech and until the woman who is birthing the baby says, "I'm pregnant. This is my baby." I'm ignoring the dangling feet from her vagina.
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"Our Culture is Not Your Costume!" 91 comments
Damn it, Rob 6 comments
Weapons Prisoners Made With What They Had 13 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
If you were going for creepy and ominous, good job. That sounds like some shit a guy who was wrongfully convicted says... After he gets out... while he's looking over the city he's going to take over... While speaking to a henchman.
Just our society 23 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
@korozco I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, but if you don't want kids don't have sex. Now I'm not saying don't have sex unless you're doing for kids, I'm saying kids are a very real consequence of sex and you have to weigh out if it is worth it. I can only think of two ways a man could be "tricked" into having a kid: he is raped or someone purposely damaged his condom. And I think those scenarios are far outweighed by irresponsible sexual encounters.
That said, women do have more rights when I comes to children, and that doesn't seem quite balanced.
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That said, women do have more rights when I comes to children, and that doesn't seem quite balanced.
XD 7 comments