Butthole 6 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
The only part of the cat we don't want to touch, and the only part they want to show us.
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Punny professor 5 comments
There comes a time when you need to stop crossing oceans for ppl who won't even jump 11 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
I don't ever expect anything from anyone, I just appreciate what they offer. And I never expect people to return favors, I do it because I want to. So... Guess I'm in good shape here.
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Happy 1st of July 17 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Canada has January because it makes more since. The United States has all of July because that's the way it's been since 1776. Anything that happened before 1776 doesn't matter.
Can you hear that? It's freedom
Do you smell that? It's Liberty
Do you see that? It's an eagle
Do you taste that? It's democratic
Do you feel that? It's the United States gently laying you down on red, white, and blue satin sheets, telling you your the most important thing in the world to the United States, then giving the greatest night of ecstasy you have ever experienced.
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Can you hear that? It's freedom
Do you smell that? It's Liberty
Do you see that? It's an eagle
Do you taste that? It's democratic
Do you feel that? It's the United States gently laying you down on red, white, and blue satin sheets, telling you your the most important thing in the world to the United States, then giving the greatest night of ecstasy you have ever experienced.
Every time I'm drunk 8 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
That is not something to do when you're drunk. Play refrigerator golf, wall knife, and philosophy.
Making a state bigger is something you do every other Tuesday night until someone notices.
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Making a state bigger is something you do every other Tuesday night until someone notices.
John oliver ftw 4 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Why is this is even a thing we have to talk about? (I mean I agree completely and understand it's because this world is filled with ass hats) I just think it's sick that people need reminders.
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Punny professor 5 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
That is obscenely blurry. He could be holding a yellow action figure for all we know.
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Damn Daniel,back at it with the saran wrap 5 comments
Happy 1st of July 17 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
No it's America month do your homework. The 1st-3rd are preparation days, 5-31 are recovery days. Canada can have... January. It's got snow, it's cold, and it's polite.
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Happy 1st of July 17 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
No. America has this whole month. Find another one... And not December either because Jesus has that one.
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Damn Daniel,back at it with the saran wrap 5 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
If you're wearing cellophane; clearly, everyone will see you're nuts.
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Days until my birthday: 27 16 comments
I just gagged a little bit in my mouth 14 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
"Dude I totally got a murder boner right now." - Ralphie The League
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Oh Kevin 5 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
I don't care if I'm watching a baby exit your vagina, until you say, "I'm pregnant." You're not pregnant, and I'm not talking about it.
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Wow 23 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
What if this is the matrix? Neo even got sucked into that mirror... Mirrors are the answer.
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What a week of refugee rations looks like 10 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Are you sure? Because olive oil is pretty expensive compared to vegetable oil. And that seems like a shit load of olive oil for one week.
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Technologies that disappeared 3 comments
So smart 13 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Red: the color of blood war and associated with anger Raphael
Orange: combines the energy or red and joy associated with joy Michelangelo
Blue: the color of the sky associated with depth and stability Leonardo
Purple: Is associated with wisdom, dignity, independence, creativity Donatello
To some extent the colors reflect their personality, but sounds a little hinky. So, It could just be to tell them apart.
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Orange: combines the energy or red and joy associated with joy Michelangelo
Blue: the color of the sky associated with depth and stability Leonardo
Purple: Is associated with wisdom, dignity, independence, creativity Donatello
To some extent the colors reflect their personality, but sounds a little hinky. So, It could just be to tell them apart.
You okay, man? 3 comments
Clever facebook prank tricks dumb people who consider themselves smart 9 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
The games I play have more literature in them than a college textbook. Did I read every book in skyrim? Hell no. Did I read any book in skyrim? Hell no.
But they still looked good on my shelf.
But they still looked good on my shelf.
