Illjusthavewater

illjusthavewater


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Every time I'm drunk 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Refrigerator golf started because we had a house party and a lot of out of date food in the fridge. The house we rented was about a mile from the college and more in the country. We were wasted and pulling everything out of the fridge and golfing. Nasty food was everywhere and it was awesome. Wall knife was: how many stake knives can you throw into the opposing wall... Which also involved regular dinner knives... And forks... Any silverware. The harder it was, the more points it was worth... No one kept track of the points.
Dude I'm out of college now, deposits are something you worry about after college. While you're in college you got a few years to not really worry about life. So live it up.
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Is that real ? 13 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I'll ask next time I see him. As for me, I would die.
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I would like to be a little penguin 2 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I think any animal would do for that.
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Is that real ? 13 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Me and my buddy play this game. It's called: How would you fight (insert animal)? And then we just talk about how we would take down various animals. We have talked about gorillas but both agree that wild cats are not on the list of animals that we would fight... Not even in our pretend "I would win but honestly we would die" world, do we think that a fight between man and cat, would we be the victor. All that to say, it's basically a dog size cat, and all cats want to eat you (my house cat even looks at me to the point it makes me uncomfortable). Yes it is real, and it will steal your breath as you sleep... Probably through your slit throat.
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A house in Johannesburg 1 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Designer: I really like fish tanks.
Builder: say no more
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Do tattoos hurt? 13 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Worst part is under the arm toward the armpit, or the bone on your ankle. Everywhere else feels like a constant ongoing scratch.
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Before the internet. 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
This took me a moment. Got it. They were super religious like that Dugger family and dedicated themselves to God and having kids. Crazy.
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The man who prevented WW3 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
So did Will Smith in men in black. Who is this person in the picture?
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He looks so confused, and a little scared. I don't blame him honestly. 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Dude that's the face of a man who gets up, gets ready, goes to work and puts in a full day, then leaves heads home and leaves his crazy fan at work.
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There are only two types of people 20 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
A wise man once said, "when in doubt, or asked a question, or just for the fun of it go with hairy penis." So, you can't go wrong on tumblr or Facebook when you go with hairy penis.
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Every time I'm drunk 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Thank @theincredibleme I thought it was self explanatory. I'm surprised that out of the three no one asked about refrigerator golf.
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There are only two types of people 20 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Hairy penis
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Pallet 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
If I had never done it before, that would make me want to do it. (Finger the plastic just to be clear.)
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When you try to argue with religious people 119 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Sorry @morganwinchester. These guys are asshats.
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Male version of hooters 21 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
About 5 mins. I'm just good with names and slogans.
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When you try to argue with religious people 119 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
@sablad it seems like you're being a little aggressive toward @morganwinchester for stating his understanding. Instead of insulting Morgan explain your point.
I am however, gonna throw this out there, it's not that we evolved from monkeys or the other way around, the theory is that apes and humans share a common ancestor. Meaning at no point will an ape give birth to a man (or man to ape).
That said, evolution seems the most likely theory to how the earth has divided into species. But, the time it would take for one species to evolve into another does not allow man to see it in real time. So, it is theoretical (good theory too). Which means at some point you have to have some sort of faith that this theory is true. I could be way off on this, so if anyone knows more about evolutionary theory please jump in and correct me. I'm open to knowledge. I'm also a Christian who doesn't believe in the 6000 or 7000 timeline.
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When you try to argue with religious people 119 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
What are we arguing about here?
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Male version of hooters 21 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
How bout Peckers and the logo can have a wood pecker, or Cocks and the logo can have a rooster, or dicks and all the waiters can go by the name Richard, or Poke Mè Mon and the logo can have two Pokèmon balls and a dragon in the center (Jamaican theme), or Dongs but the logo would say Lin in really tiny letters above the last name Dong (Asian theme). I have a lot of penis restaurant idea in the works. None of them have been erected yet.
Banana split ice cream parlor for ladies where the logo is two scoops and a banana in the center. Ok that was the last one.
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CGI Disorder 11 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I'm glad my kid wasn't born with what ever the hell that is either. Cheesus
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Happy canada day! 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I do. July 1st is Canada day. It's a joke. I actually live on Jupiter so it doesn't even matter.
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Happy canada day! 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
July is now America month. African Americans have February, Mexicans have May, Jesus has December, Canada has more in common with January. January is now Canada month.
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You have been warned 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Damn Evan that's top tier crazy right there... I love it!
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They have a point 13 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Yeah. I feel like the legal system is a little behind and unbalanced On parental divorce rights. In a time where more father's are staying home with kids while their wives have a career, and are actively taking a bigger role in their children's lives; the balance of parental rights just isn't up to date. And if those dads love their kids like I love my daughter, this makes me really sad for them.
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There comes a time when you need to stop crossing oceans for ppl who won't even jump 11 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
This comment to comment is under rated.
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I'm confused af right now 15 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Do timed surgeries live on tv with two teams of doctors and in front of an audience. If you loose you patient, you loose the game.
You could even do mini commercials, "this badder brought to you by depends." Or, "this heart brought to you by tums: he getting a new heart, let's not burn it.
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