Casper got his groove back 10 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Nah, ghosts can pop and lock... They drop and rot.
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Can they get there? 2 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
I believe I see tycoon driveway out front, or what poor people refer to as a helipad... Or what even poorer people call a chopper park... Or what Neanderthal people call a kajdi ahhhhh diiiiid po.
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And haters be like "there are plenty of other white rappers better than him" 11 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Eminem doesn't have haters he has targets that he murders verbal.
I don't listen to a lot of rap, (not really my type of music anymore) but I do own all of his stuff. I have a degree in English, and what he can create out of the language we use on a daily basis is, is pretty astounding.
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I don't listen to a lot of rap, (not really my type of music anymore) but I do own all of his stuff. I have a degree in English, and what he can create out of the language we use on a daily basis is, is pretty astounding.
I would notice that immediately I swear 7 comments
How is this even possible 60 comments
Ready for the hate flow 116 comments
Hell spawn 24 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
That looks like qbert.
Not that I'm judging but why would you be taking selfies with a goat?
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Not that I'm judging but why would you be taking selfies with a goat?
What's your opinion about this? 29 comments
I want a savannah cat right now 19 comments
Admit it 7 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Constantly. But normally I just find myself repeating, "what the fu..." In my head when I overhear conversation.
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How is this even possible 60 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Guys. This game of.. No @novelus. This game of Jeopardy has gotten out of hand. I declare the winner because @poison_ivy didn't ask the right question to. Didn't answer the right question answering.. Fuck me I'm confused. I stand by my verdict.
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It's All About Finding Your Other Half 19 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
That would be a good story for a book. Everyone is separate from there other half, those who aren't an exact match never really know why they aren't satisfied but they feel something isn't 100%. You can live without finding your other half, but if your true other half dies... So do you.
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C'mon Wales. I could make £75 tonight 3 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Oh God I can't stop laughing at this. I'm using that, on purpose, as my new sign off.
Best Retards,
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Best Retards,
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The Internet needs more tiny baby hippos 5 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
They start off so cute before forming into one of the most pissed off creatures in the animal kingdom.
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Super Comfy 2 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
My wife had one. I used it for one night. In the beginning, it felt as if the flippers of a giant gentle manatee were slowly cradling me, like I was the child it had prayed for all its life: loving me eventhough I looked nothing like him, yet adopting me as his own pink skinned baby.
I woke up around three, and it felt like the fat ass manatee forgot I was there. My neck, back and hips formed, what I can only describe as the letter Z, when I stood up getting out of the bed. I felt like a seal clubbed me on the head, and I honestly thought I might need a scooter to get around.
Who ever this is designed for, isn't a man, and I think being pregnant must be a requirement.
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I woke up around three, and it felt like the fat ass manatee forgot I was there. My neck, back and hips formed, what I can only describe as the letter Z, when I stood up getting out of the bed. I felt like a seal clubbed me on the head, and I honestly thought I might need a scooter to get around.
Who ever this is designed for, isn't a man, and I think being pregnant must be a requirement.
Mexico! 26 comments
Fish fingers 11 comments
You never let that girl go 3 comments
Ready for the hate flow 116 comments
That should be common sense 23 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Oh I get it. Personally, I'm a Christian and I have yet to hear of of business denying someone service (due to sexual preference) and agreeing with the business. It's very isolating too, when the majority of people in your religion agree with the business for "standing up for what they believe in" and then acting like Christians are loosing their rights. Btw, the reason I don't agree with the business is because their customer base wasn't just Christians or people claiming the faith before they decided to "take a stand."
If your business is open to the community you need to serve the community; even those you don't agree with. Oh my, who else did that? The big JC himself.
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If your business is open to the community you need to serve the community; even those you don't agree with. Oh my, who else did that? The big JC himself.
