Lauren

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I wish I could change my username but it's done now and there's no going back. #regrettingmyemophase

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Never give up! 13 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
I love this, it's true that with hard work and perseverance you can do something that everyone said you couldn't do. I wasn't going to go to the fitness suite tonight because I couldn't be bothered but I am going now! Thank you for posting this c: x
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damn beliebers 20 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
I love Hollywood Undead X3
Somethings never change 8 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
Learnt to accept myself and understand that not everyone can like me. Check C:
Pokeball Soap: Gotta Wash’em All 9 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
Now I have a reason to bathe!
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basically my life. 232 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
I did this once. When my mum found out, it killed her. She cried and asked me why I did what I did and begged me to let her help me. I did and whilst I'm not always happy I'm definitely better than I was and whenever I come home from a bad day at school and need a shoulder to cry out, she's right there for me. This post is stupid. I understand that not all are so lucky and some mums don't care but if they don't care, they won't care if you hide your scars. And sometimes, mums are like this because that's what their mum was like to them.
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Can't deny that 16 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
People say I'm very pretty all the time and I know I'm not ugly or fat or anything like that. I have nice skin and good hair. But where are my friends? Where's my boyfriend? Oh wait, no, I haven't got any of those! Just because you're attractive doesn't mean other people will care and they're are still always gonna be who are more attractive. It's about inner beauty and whilst people may not be able to see that from first glance, it's what really matters. There's obviously something very wrong with me on the inside if I walk around school by myself.
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I can't even- XD 7 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
No it's fine c: I was just checking- you can never be too careful nowadays on the internet XD
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I can't even- XD 7 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
If you don't think of it like that, then it's funny XD It's just ron doesn't pull that face in the later films and besides I didn't make this-
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Wtf does a baguette taste like 11 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
so tasty I once bought two of them on a class trip to france in my first year of high school, they were well cheap and everyone called me bread girl for the rest of the week C:
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Flute 41 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
Clearly...fame isn't everything...
I'm deeply interested in creepy stuff. Has anyone got a good story for me? :) 19 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
If you get this reference--
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I'm deeply interested in creepy stuff. Has anyone got a good story for me? :) 19 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
There was once a boy who died.
*silence*
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"What are those things"?!? 12 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
wHAT ARE THOSE?!
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Double standards 30 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
you're probably right- XD
Cats and their weird logic 8 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
That cat literally looks like the spawn of satan XD but in a cute way-
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Double standards 30 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
This is why I hate alcohol and don't want to ever get drunk c:
You're gonna be fine 8 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
You know what's ironic? I'm on a school computer and I need this right now because I want to cry every time I walk through the gates when I know that i'm going to spend my day alone but oh no, the video is blocked on school computers. Just fantastic.
I want a magic cat 8 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
My mum wants to get rid of my magic cat ;-;
COME HERE TO TALK TO ME 5 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
I'd say that I have that problem too except my cat literally follows me around the house obsessively. I was having breakfast yesterday morning and he was sat in my dad's seat just waiting for me to finish so he could follow me upstairs and sit on my lap XD
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"It's distracting the male students." 97 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
I literally wouldn't even-
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Meet the badass Quetzalcoatlus 13 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
looks like hatzegopteryx---
Sit anywhere with this invention 18 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
We need this for standing in line at concerts and every time you try to go for KFC
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Thought you guys may enjoy this 11 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
What has been seen cannot be unseen
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why is tHIS SO HILARIOUS 6 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
But that plant only wanted to be his frond
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Not a technology expert 3 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
Hey, at least he was trying to print good music tabs off.
It's when you find your dad that normally is listening to AC/DC watching miley cyrus videos that you just-
*facepalm*
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