Lauren

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System Error: Windows Can't Even 5 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
I feel like this Computer every time I walk into Maths.
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College education in different countries 21 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
England is like the US too -_-
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the progression from elementary school to higschool 5 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
I don't know about you but I have never kept the same pencil for more than a single lesson.
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Happens every night 8 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
COMING THIS VALENTINES DAY FIVE MINUTES BEFORE KITCHEN CLOSES!!!
Boyfriend with girl clinging onto his arm: "You sure you can't just get together some food for one measly couple...? Please?"
x 100
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that must have been one hell of a laser 2 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
Omg I know this place I went there before it was burnt down it was fucking awesome with UV lights and lazer tag and omg it was so good you don't even know
When someone posts several posts in a row with little to no cooldown 7 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
Well actually I've deleted all of them now because I felt embarrassed ^^"
Yes I am a Christin 5 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
I am a believer
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Josh, what are you doing here? 20 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
But not tanned- like- that's the colour of their skin XD Golden skinneD? XD i'm confusing myself
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Josh, what are you doing here? 20 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
They're not black and they're not white, they're just very tanned really c:
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The future is here 9 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
Because it's a hologram, anyone who runs through it wouldn't crash BUT it would have sensors to know when someone did run through it c:
Damn Deadpool, just damn 5 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
oh my god same XD
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And yet I still prefer my life 7 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
What I want to be doing vs What I have time to do
Ad Agency's favorite woman 15 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
That moment when you've never seen her because you're english-
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So many people do it 42 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
When I was much younger I used to but not any more C:
I didn't see it as wrong because- they're my parents- like- y'know what I mean?
It just didn't feel weird. It does now I guess, having kissed someone that's not my parents so I guess things just change when you grow up. When I was little I wasn't having crushes or anything like that but when you get to a certain age it just-
Yeah c: Not sure how to explain it really. I understand how people find it weird and I do now too but not when I was younger.
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My goal for 2016 is to accomplish my goals of 2015 5 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
My goal for 2016 is to watch more things with Robert Downey Jr rolling his eyes in.
Puts things in perspective 20 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
I literally couldn't give less of a shit if I got cat-called and have been before. Now, being followed down the street is an entirely different thing which I do mind because it's creepy and actually posing a threat.
deg deg 12 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
I get that reference *wriggles eyebrows*
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Snake 6 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
Snakes evolved from lizards that used to crawl around and live in tunnels. Eventually their legs became more of a hindrance and they evolved to be rid of them however male pythons still have very small claws where their back legs used to be. c:
But I still XD I can literally imagine this
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Watch your step 4 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
ha ha NOPE
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Stare at the red dot for 10 seconds 5 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
I love that-! :D Until you blink after wards the buildings look like they've got faint colours then when you blink they're actually just white
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Make them even more angry 9 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
I hate it when they laugh because they think it's funny that I'm mad just because I'm not a six foot something male. I'm not saying it's a good thing to be angry and have people scared of you but I'd prefer they actually respected when I was genuinely angry instead of just taking me as a joke. I've tried to get help for my anger and some things work but I can't always take myself away from the situation else people just laugh and think I'm overreacting.
How do they manage? 5 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
*puts on glasses*
Skill B)
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I liked the series when I was younger 22 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
I hated the film but I still watched it because I like how it brought saphira to life but plot wise it was just utter bull shit -_-
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I liked the series when I was younger 22 comments
illusion666 · 9 years ago
Trust me it is frickin' worth it
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