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Tats f*cked 12 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
LOL... "one" person...
Global warming is a myth 28 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
I actually think this is a good plan, all human society will move to the poles and build new, more efficient fully domed cities in the Eastern Russian forests, Alaska, and Northern Canada. We will abandon the tropics due to heat, drought and extreme weather allowing the tropical rain forests to retake much of the equator. Those who do not follow this will get to live the Mad Max / post apocalypse scenario of their choosing and when the next asteroid hits it'll all sort out. Good luck Australia.
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Being totally qualified yet still utterly useless 4 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
Frank-dammit! The plans were upside down. The drain is supposed to be the lowest thing. Oh God, please tell me you didn't help with the toilet install...
Some people don't deserve good behaviour 16 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
YEAH, everyone know that women NEVER talk to guys named Paul with any intent of forming a relationship. "Hi, my name is Paul." "I have a boyfriend, girlfriend, fiance who is a non-binary lizard person, married to a robot, Ew just go away loser." (Sigh) I've heard some pretty lame ones.
Easter island 7 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
Oh freakin' B'jezus, its wearing a thong... AND has a butterfly tattoo at lower back!
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A handy "How to..." guide 75 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
If this "protest" was blocking the driveway to a hospital emergency room and the cars were ambulances, would there even be a discussion?
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the good of 2016 35 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
Ok, to get hunting tag granted with restrictions: (only with a wooden bow & arrow, only 1 arrow, you must be naked or camouflaged with locally sourced natural materials, life Insurance pays off zero if you die, and while on the hunt, an undisclosed number of people are allowed to hunt YOU at same time with no restrictions. If you bag a tiger like that, then elligable for running in "Badass of year".
Why california ! 14 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
Google Earth this "Savoy-Gant Lake, Texas, USA" just to the East of it you will notice "Whichway, Thatway, Thisway, and Anyway Drives." This is just off Lakeway Drive. ... you thought California was stupid alone?
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How big is Texas? 17 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
If Texas was transposed onto Europe, El Paso could sit in London, Texarkana in Poznan, Poland, and Brownsville in Venice, Italy.
Karma is the best way to revenge 5 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
Why TF are you telling ME this? Do you ever go after the people who hurt me, or is your job more like "stop hitting yourself...."
I didn't know this about Beastlyduck Combingbirch 3 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
And now... the equally mysterious connection to the Supernatural fandom..., presented by someone else.
Why didn't this work out 7 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
Five Hundred Meters.... so, like 1,640 ft. Not the entire country, not even one kilometer, barely over a quarter mile. That would be something on the order of 20 lamps which would allow you to see animals and pedestrians well in advance of your headlights... replaced with glow stickers which last about a year and then must be replaced.
Shit just got real!!! 16 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
Have YOU ever tried to get a back fire going to black out a safe zone in 15% slopes on a mountainside with no time for hand flares and torches?
Look up fighting wild fire with fire.
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Look up fighting wild fire with fire.
It's all a cycle 5 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
42 = ASCII value for the asterisk ( * ), the definition of which is "anything you want it to be."
This was the fastest I've ever been able to identify a celebrity from their child 18 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
Truly I don't see it, to me that kid on the right more resembles Ewan McGregor... even the hair.
I have special eyes 13 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
How DARE YOU!? Men already can't distinguish more than 5 shades of blue and you want her to distinguish colors males can't even SEE?!
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Woken 20 comments
Duel to the death 9 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
No, in fact the bear and man were old friends who together attacked a much stronger and deadlier foe... Ron Swanson's great grandmother; all 4 ft, 9 inches of her. Poor bastards never had a chance.
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2139 6 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
"Kids, this is the story of how I met your mother's 'family'. Yes, including uncles Zeb, Tito, Pavel, Kryszhtoff, Micky 'two thumbs', Joe the Giant, 'Jazzman' Jimmy, and Uncle Bouchenz from France."
Woken 20 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
No, see, you still win. I'm not allowed to fight back. Congratulations! Fweee! Party at your house, go buy beer, I'm allergic so I have to be designated driver for all the women who get pissed at their boyfriend for taking your side and want to go home at 9 PM. Woe is the loser.
Woken 20 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
I'll just let you win right now, my conditioning says I am supposed to lose all conflicts. Surrender without effort, lose... I'm a loser. But I'm ok with that since society needs losers, else who would we give "participation trophies" to?
Support your local consolation industries; keep making losers. Also I have terminal sarcasm, which I like; makes me sound more like Deadpool.
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Support your local consolation industries; keep making losers. Also I have terminal sarcasm, which I like; makes me sound more like Deadpool.