This was the fastest I've ever been able to identify a celebrity from their child

bumblebat cucumberpatch

Bernaby Cumberbund?

Bubbleburt Cumberland

Bendydick Cumberland

Bendlick Combybitch

Benadryl Cumquat

Bennydid cumbapatch

Huntingdog Soccersocks!

The only thing shorter than the time it took me to identify him is his shorts.

SIA?

lets just call him "b to the c" and call it a day.

That's Crinklethumb Slumberkort, right?

benefactor craniumcrack

Bukkake cumswap?

Striperbach Covercrotch

Truly I don't see it, to me that kid on the right more resembles Ewan McGregor... even the hair.