InspectorA

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Is it too late to say sorry? 19 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Like I say every time we watch Family Feud, "the answer doesn't have to be correct, just popular."
No one living has heard of the village of my birth 2 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
OP, is it Burning, Missouri?
It just takes time for her circumstances to match your looks 2 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
That is the first good news on this topic I've ever heard and find ... what... i... I think that may be hope I'm feeling. Wow, I'd forgotten.
Not my post, but danm to the point 6 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
I make it a point to do the work equivalent of 6 people. Tomorrow I plan to smile through annual work evaluation knowing I'm applying to 2 jobs elsewhere at significant pay bump and boss has spent his budget on expanding current staff with inexperienced kids and the other engineer is also applying elsewhere. My hope is his boss will tell him "make due with the staff you have" and it leads to total collapse of the section.
Do cocaine instead 3 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Seems like a lot of effort for what could easily be solved by shooting Hitler, then... (wait for it...) shooting the stoner. I mean, you have a gun, 2 bullets.... 2 victims. ... and yes, we will call them both victims; after all you are killing them. But hey, put on some clown makeup and admit you did it and we'll just put you in a minimum security psych ward until you can "escape" and "find" another gun, sufficient bullets, and equal number of "victims."
Clown recognizes guy ... "Hey, aren't you that Epstein guy on the news?"
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Winner winner, shotgun dinner 7 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Everybody liked that!
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Russian police 8 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Oh NOW I see the problem... YOU failed to note that my comment began with "In Soviet Russia..." please research this as it is a commonly accepted and popular "opening line" for a "joke" (statement made in a satirical or parodical manner as to promote the idea of the teller as 'funny')
Twitter screenshots are not memes 7 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Gen X started in 65', meaning in 2020 they start turning 55; the future is now old man (me, born 79' = late X-er).
Wait a second 2 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
The simple fact that time travellers mentions attacks is enough for any lay person to go "Um, don't know what that is so I guess before."
This is for matilda 2 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
STILL waiting for sequel where Matilda is a working assassin and picks up an orphan girl to teach the trade to.
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Believe me, he deserved much worse. Not just for bullying me, but dozens of other kids 53 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Wow Guest, you had a LOT to say. TLDR, but I can make it all condensed into one simple statement: "no bullying is allowed, but nothing the victims do will be punished and nothing short of unconsciousness or death goes on anyone's permanent record."
Bullies make use of the fact that the system, protects THEM. Rule followers are afraid of consequences, bullies are rule breakers, so they get by on being risk adverse. Most of my old bullies are business people, parents, former HS state champs (big surprise). They learned that doing what you want, even illegal, is acceptable if you dont get caught or society let's you slide on it.
So I say, if a kid is being bullied at school, and the school is blind to it, they should be blind to what the victim does to retaliate. THEN, the bullie learns consequences, and the victim learns closure. The world wins.
Russian police 8 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Ah, Mr. Whiskers, we shall be great foes, or online battle (of wits) shall be of legend.
Beg packers 3 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Old woman... I will give you $200 to offer the hot "beg packer" $50 for her clothes while no one else is about, then sell her clothes back to her while I lead a parade down this very street with live podcast.
pen*sNEID 6 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
It's like a regular relationship but with more steps.
pen*sNEID 6 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Find a gay boyfriend, tell him you identify as male.
Believe me, he deserved much worse. Not just for bullying me, but dozens of other kids 53 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Clearly a few weeks of bully not being able to bash him or others and a lifelong reminder of "bitches get stitches" AND "stop hitting yourself". Belive someone who was chosen by his bullies to be the one they tried to crucify in 5th grade to see if it would hurt (catholic grade school); and with 3 nails through my left hand their parents saying "they were just playing". No charges ever filed and neither my parents, the nuns, or school did anything.
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Russian police 8 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Perhaps so, but in Soviet Russia, beautiful women are police and soldiers rather than ankle and butt models, fin dommes, Twitter hoes, and you tube bloggers because THEY are actually serving society with something useful. Blyat, is it the cold, something in the trees? Radiation from numerous concealed nuclear disasters? I want those spicy particles.
Believe me, he deserved much worse. Not just for bullying me, but dozens of other kids 53 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Well done. FUCKING WELL DONE! If I had do e it to just one of my high school bullies I'm confident my existence would have been 10,000 times better and zero worse. Bonus applause for going after the arm and sticking with the effort until proven results. Well done! You did a good thing.
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Wish I had this moment 4 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
COVER HER WITH THE BLANKEY AND CUDDLE HER YOU DOLT!
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Wish I had this moment 4 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Tries not to cry... cries a lot.
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Also in the Christmas period 8 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Executive Assistant to Jeffery Epstein. Run Kevin, RUNNNN!
Sounds like a good plan 8 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Can confirm
Makes sense to me. 4 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
...and THAT is how Mr. Rogers can lift Mjolnir.
Evenink_cosplay as ada wong 4 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Thong...
Hol up! 18 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Prostitutes all around.