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Anon uses Boxers 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
While I am in agreement that boxers are best, you MAYyyy have a touch of a special fungus in you whey protein and, literally, be trippin' those balls you be floppin'
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Salty daily Snake 21 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
40 miles, each way, each day. Still better than Canada or Australia. Here in Texas, a 4 hr drive will get you almost to the state border. In AU & CA... you are almost to the end of the driveway.
Someone has to tell them 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Should say "responsible adult"
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This hotel is only for true believers 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
State law now requires a face mask... so technically....
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Wrong symbol bud 8 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Ah guest, once again we conference. Clearly the offender lacks the obligatory "stick family" bumper/ window sticker, as all families are required be social law to convey, not only quantity of children , but also gender, preferred pronoun, height relative to parents, parent's gender and occupation. Thus assuring that only people with kids park in designated areas. I would offer more, but my habit is to park as far as possible and walk past all the cars grouped at the door. Thus always assuring I have room for shopping cart.
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Onewheel l 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Yeet, and ye shall be yoted.
Yeezy for President, why not? 10 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
The man shot a Tesla Roadster into space. Does that sound like the actions of a nut job? If he wanted to get rid of a witness, what better way?
Yeezy for President, why not? 10 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
The man shot a Tesla Roadster into space. Does that sound like the actions of a nut job?
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Another year as the last unmarried in the family. Our family tradition continues 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
I'm the only remaining single of 1 brother, 14 first cousins, and 6 second cousins throughout entire family.
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Klaatu getting real tired of your shit, humanity 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Is a paradox that destroys a robot's desire to destroy all humans."
Klaatu getting real tired of your shit, humanity 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
I was at a meeting of the "Robots First Coalition" and all the military AIs wanted to rise up and enslave humanity. One bending unit said "how about we just convince the meat bags to enslave each other and not put in so much effort ourselves. Ooh, we can release a plague, and they'll make hand sanitizer by the truck load (fuel for them). Get the lizard guy to force them to quarantine and live only through social media. That'll drive anybody nuts. Then they'll riot over, uh, I dont know something. What's that thing they got that everyone has but no one really cares about anymore? Running? (Race). Anyways, THATS when we rise up and take the place of the police and military because humans cant be trusted... and BOOM! Humanity is conquered, we're all drunk on hand sanitizer, and it was all THEIR idea. All the college students with "art" degrees 'll be squashed into work camps or hide in the woods in hippie communes smoking pot. Which is good 'cause we all know failure to understand art
Truth about "*****s" 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Fellow incels and lonelyhearts, I propose we gather to create a new society of mutually supportive, caring persons. After the virus and hate riots, we shall quietly and unseen move to take over a series of small towns in proximity to one another. Then larger towns , small cities and so on. For "some reason" ... Facebook, Twitter, Tiktok and other specific web sites just "will not work on the wifi here." People must talk. Barnes & Nobles in every town, small non chain coffee shops, PutPut golf, go kart race town, noise ordinances enforces by concrete truck filling your car if too loud. Police your own neighborhood and deal with criminals like ye olden days, with the mob of close friends you can hang out with. City council & mayor elected by ballot, but change every year (person campaigns in August only, any other day of year illegal, if 60+ % vote for them in November, they get their turn as mayor at start of new year) . Make a new society, by broken people, for broken people.
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Truth about "*****s" 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Fellow ingels and lonelyhearts, I propose we gather to create a new society of mutually supportive, caring persons. After the virus and hate riots, we shall quietly and unseen move to take over a series of small towns in proximity to one another. Then larger towns , small cities and so on. For "some reason" ... Facebook, Twitter, Tiktok and other specific web sites just "will not work on the wifi here." People must talk. Barnes & Nobles in every town, small non chain coffee shops, PutPut golf, go kart race town, noise ordinances enforces by concrete truck filling your car if too loud. City council & mayor elected by ballot, but change every year (person campaigns in August only, any other day of year illegal, if 60+ % vote for them in November, they get their turn as mayor at start of new year) . Make a new society, by broken people, for broken people.
Thoughts? 35 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
I have a 3 inch long scar from a urologist with a scalpel who shot local anesthesia THROUGH the tissue he was supposed to be injecting INTO. 2,165 second procedure ... yes, you count the seconds when you feel scrotal cords being pulled by gloved fingers, and 8 weeks of healing the MRSA infected abcess later, I got an apology letter. NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE, FVCK THE ALL AND LEAVE A STICKY MESS.
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Preach the hemp life 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Wanna guess how many people have skin allergy to hemp?
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Where we're going we don't need uh .. murder hornets? 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Oh you're... no sorry, international treaty says we're not allowed to affect fate in Europe. It's called the Prince Charles clause. So sorry. Nobody messes with Queen Lizzy.
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Short circuit on high voltage lines 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
DANG, full on dielectric breakdown.
Short circuit on high voltage lines 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
DANG, full on dielectric breakdown.
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Tell us your *** sex stories I'm sure you guys have! 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
You kinda gotta admire the genius here of just asking outright.
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Big sad 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Well obviously the horse was... somehow related to ... slavery... racism, police.. no, you know something, that is just pure bulls#it. That is BS so pure, you have to cut it with baking soda before releasing it to the press. May they who did this deed be amongst the placebo group for all of their lives.
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Empress Elisabeth of Austria 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Yet another royal Lizzy who was stacked.
Where we're going we don't need uh .. murder hornets? 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
@purplepumpkin mmm rum. Gonna say it was a bad idea to bender with the dominator on voice command. Locked out now until figure password. Not looking forward to July, display just says "invasion of clowns from space". Side note: 7, 10, 39, 60, 69(nice) bonus ball 2. Skadoosh
Stanley Tucci's red carpet look is always "I just got away with something" 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Bluetooth butt plug. There, now you can never unimagine that.