HA HA HA HA haaaaa (42 year old me laughing to hide the tears)

Alien abductions and cattle mutilations. But also it's far enough from the main body of the state that most things that happen there are ignored.

Demon possesses MY body. "Grrk, ahhh! Why do your hands tingle all the time? What's with this shoulder? Ahhh! What was that, was that your knee? Why does everything hurt? Let me out!"

Wow, ... thats a bunch of grapes.

This... is NOT the way.

Everyone enjoyed that. But man, think of all the lost shade her statue would create.

It was, in this time, that being at work and doing nothing, saved the world.

Change my vote: The Dating Game

Change my vote: The Dating Game

My Czar, we are out of cannonballs. "Call for babuska, tell her Mother Russia need her service again.

The "friends" I had in high-school were the reason I had my first 3 suicide attempts. Literally haven't seen but maybe 4 of them in almost 25 years. One is in 3rd divorce, 3 kids by 3 fathers; another is on 15 yr probation, stealing charity funds to support her diet drug addiction; third apparently had amateur porn career and "somehow" everyone in town found out. I'm 42 next month, $75k annual, over $300k savings, looking for new job near same town so can continue caring for elderly parents while residing in childhood house. ... and I'm a virgin. Laugh at me, makes everyone feel better and I've got tough skin.

If people could cooperate in large groups there would be many problems in society. But as quote says: a person is smart, people are stupid, scarry and dangerous in large groups. "

That's umm.. uhhh. Hmmm. Hmm?what? No no I was um... looking at... what?

No Netflix... 6.7 Mbps download, 0.73 Mbps upload... plumber, electrician, doctors office all 45 min away; all the old widows for 10 miles call your mom who volun-tells you to go fix their thing or take off work to drive them to doctors appointment and do grocery shopping every month. Closest date-able women are 2.5 hours drive. Skunks and shit-drivers burning down their tires doing donuts on highway making smell not to mention guys burning wire to recycle, the meth labs and worst of all... chicken houses.

That is "Yo Momma's Rock Band".. but in Canada they are known as the "southern defense against country music"

Karl, you had one job!

Little does he know THIS is a huge tax write off.

South American butt skrawl.

YEEESSSSS! MY GOD YES! ... and his only way home is the nerdy kid he bullied in the 90s, when he gets back, goes back to bullying and nerdy kid commits suicide trapping bully in time loop paradox. MWHAHAHAHHA

Did they deliberately put Poland at the asshole?