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Aubrey plaza,2020 5 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Looks like the demon of 2020 personified. Attractive, like you want to get closer and then BA-BAM! Lazer eye blasts you with elections, wildfires, pandemic virus, riots ... and just as the year ends.. you see... just at the corner of her lip.. a little smile. Like "you thought this was over... didn't you?"
yup 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
@fluffydress (scowls)
Final fantasy xv cindy aurum cosplay 6 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
That wrench sticking out of tool belt giving innuendo shadow.
This is what it's like when teats collide 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Now, just a thought, hear me out. Colder Earth = sweater puppies vs warmer Earth = shockingly thin t-shirts and bikinis. (Thank you, this is my application to the global kabal).
The edge of Oklahoma 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
That part of Oklahoma used to BE part of Texas when it was a country of its own. But they cut if off at 36 degrees 30 min latitude so when Texas became a state they could keep their slaves... and here I sit... 176 years later, still slaving away.
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yup 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
HA HA HA HA haaaaa (42 year old me laughing to hide the tears)
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The edge of Oklahoma 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Alien abductions and cattle mutilations. But also it's far enough from the main body of the state that most things that happen there are ignored.
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Someone take the wheel? 13 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Demon possesses MY body. "Grrk, ahhh! Why do your hands tingle all the time? What's with this shoulder? Ahhh! What was that, was that your knee? Why does everything hurt? Let me out!"
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Absolute unit of vegetable you ever see 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Damn, now THAT is a comment.
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Anon shits himself 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Done, adopted two stray cats from neighborhood.
That's more grapes than I can eat in lifetime 14 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Wow, ... thats a bunch of grapes.
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She's a Doll 4 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Everyone enjoyed that. But man, think of all the lost shade her statue would create.
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Abashed high-performance Buffalo 1 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
It was, in this time, that being at work and doing nothing, saved the world.
True though. 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Change my vote: The Dating Game
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True though. 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Change my vote: The Dating Game
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Absolute unit of vegetable you ever see 3 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
My Czar, we are out of cannonballs. "Call for babuska, tell her Mother Russia need her service again.
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Anon shits himself 7 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
The "friends" I had in high-school were the reason I had my first 3 suicide attempts. Literally haven't seen but maybe 4 of them in almost 25 years. One is in 3rd divorce, 3 kids by 3 fathers; another is on 15 yr probation, stealing charity funds to support her diet drug addiction; third apparently had amateur porn career and "somehow" everyone in town found out. I'm 42 next month, $75k annual, over $300k savings, looking for new job near same town so can continue caring for elderly parents while residing in childhood house. ... and I'm a virgin. Laugh at me, makes everyone feel better and I've got tough skin.
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True though. 11 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
May I suggest replacing miniature golf with strip miniature golf.
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The people are coming 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
If people could cooperate in large groups there would be many problems in society. But as quote says: a person is smart, people are stupid, scarry and dangerous in large groups. "
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46 Year old Kate Beckinsale on James Corden 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
That's umm.. uhhh. Hmmm. Hmm?what? No no I was um... looking at... what?
Rural is more fun, actually 8 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
No Netflix... 6.7 Mbps download, 0.73 Mbps upload... plumber, electrician, doctors office all 45 min away; all the old widows for 10 miles call your mom who volun-tells you to go fix their thing or take off work to drive them to doctors appointment and do grocery shopping every month. Closest date-able women are 2.5 hours drive. Skunks and shit-drivers burning down their tires doing donuts on highway making smell not to mention guys burning wire to recycle, the meth labs and worst of all... chicken houses.
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Comments still not working 15 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Work around is to open in new tab. Extra steps is a pain but gets results.
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Name this band, wrong answers only! 23 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
That is "Yo Momma's Rock Band".. but in Canada they are known as the "southern defense against country music"
How NOT to load an RPG 2 comments
inspectora · 3 years ago
Karl, you had one job!