![InspectorA](/images/avatar-guest.jpg)
“I’ve seen the world kid” 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Yeah, yeah. "Time travel is only allowed to observe history... stupid time traveling tortise. Always flaunting 'now here's a picture of me with Napoleon.' "
3
Anything for you Caesar 2 comments
Literal tree bombs 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Well, apparently someone decided that the best way to combat climate change was to get the military involved... so... good job on that.
5
Aubrey plaza,2020 5 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Looks like the demon of 2020 personified. Attractive, like you want to get closer and then BA-BAM! Lazer eye blasts you with elections, wildfires, pandemic virus, riots ... and just as the year ends.. you see... just at the corner of her lip.. a little smile. Like "you thought this was over... didn't you?"
Final fantasy xv cindy aurum cosplay 6 comments
This is what it's like when teats collide 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Now, just a thought, hear me out. Colder Earth = sweater puppies vs warmer Earth = shockingly thin t-shirts and bikinis. (Thank you, this is my application to the global kabal).
The edge of Oklahoma 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
That part of Oklahoma used to BE part of Texas when it was a country of its own. But they cut if off at 36 degrees 30 min latitude so when Texas became a state they could keep their slaves... and here I sit... 176 years later, still slaving away.
1
yup 3 comments
The edge of Oklahoma 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Alien abductions and cattle mutilations. But also it's far enough from the main body of the state that most things that happen there are ignored.
2
Someone take the wheel? 13 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Demon possesses MY body. "Grrk, ahhh! Why do your hands tingle all the time? What's with this shoulder? Ahhh! What was that, was that your knee? Why does everything hurt? Let me out!"
2
Absolute unit of vegetable you ever see 3 comments
Anon shits himself 7 comments
That's more grapes than I can eat in lifetime 14 comments
She's a Doll 4 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Everyone enjoyed that. But man, think of all the lost shade her statue would create.
1
Abashed high-performance Buffalo 1 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
It was, in this time, that being at work and doing nothing, saved the world.
Absolute unit of vegetable you ever see 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
My Czar, we are out of cannonballs. "Call for babuska, tell her Mother Russia need her service again.
5
Anon shits himself 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
The "friends" I had in high-school were the reason I had my first 3 suicide attempts. Literally haven't seen but maybe 4 of them in almost 25 years. One is in 3rd divorce, 3 kids by 3 fathers; another is on 15 yr probation, stealing charity funds to support her diet drug addiction; third apparently had amateur porn career and "somehow" everyone in town found out. I'm 42 next month, $75k annual, over $300k savings, looking for new job near same town so can continue caring for elderly parents while residing in childhood house. ... and I'm a virgin. Laugh at me, makes everyone feel better and I've got tough skin.
3
True though. 11 comments
The people are coming 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
If people could cooperate in large groups there would be many problems in society. But as quote says: a person is smart, people are stupid, scarry and dangerous in large groups. "
2
46 Year old Kate Beckinsale on James Corden 2 comments