(The error is STILL a lie)

Ooh, what if... and hear me out first, if you pay more than $250 million in taxes in 1 year (personally, not corporations) you get a 1 year license to kill anyone in the US? I mean full legally, "As you can see officer, I DO have a get out of jail free card. Worth it! He killed John Wick's dog." Billionaires be dumping taxes just to top each other and keep from getting sniped. (Some terms and conditions apply).

Next is environmental impact studies & alternate routes for the border wall, because no one else will do them. Then start spending on farm, manufacturing, infrastructure and water projects in Mexico to piss off everyone. Republicans will hate b/c money goes out of US, Democrats hate because people stop crossing border and return to Mexico for jobs (smiles... it's fun to dream). with slot machines and strippers

Obviously none of us will agree. Therefore I propose that we all strive to become billionaires and then philanthropic for the sake of society. ... of course, when I make it the first $5M goes to PBS in annual donations (want that Celtic Woman CD). .

Ohh, good one.

If your girlfriend is model attractive, you WON the game.

Yeah...um.. I honestly thought he was talking about paying for the full tank of gas. 'Cause... well, he's at the pump, not the dealership.

How DARE you inject logic into a joke. It could cause an allergic reaction.

Depends on the context of the wearer, but in modern urban society: a woman whom prefers black men as sexual partner over others.

But... no... BILLIONAIRE... can literally afford to buy blood... and find someone to sell it to him. Absolutely capitalism success story. Capitalism isn't about making it all by yourself, it's about a few people convincing a lot of people to spend a little money on a good idea to rake in a smidgen of profits and repeat a large number of times. Then tuning that system to efficiency and maximum profits. Admittedly, once he passed $100B, he could have turned the dial back and given more to employees. Still can too... (looking at you Bezo).

... and no, Johnny Knoxville and Steve-o aren't acceptable.

Mmhmm, mmhmm, yup, I see what you're saying. Now, and hear me out...name ONE person, in the world, who is currently serving VOLUNTARILY as the poster child for "I made a bad decision and want to be famously know for it."

...and here we have the genetics lab turning people into mermaids because that's our plan to deal with sea level rise. It's basically free real estate.