Now it's personal

Well, that's my excuse.

If mine gets any smaller it'll go inverted

Hmm.. this explains everything

She also claims that the decreasing fertility rate in men means that by 2045 most men won't be able to produce viable sperm x_x

That's it... this post right here... THIS is what stops global pollution. Oh wait, just future generations, pffft, F@(& those tiny dick lil pussies.

Pretty sure I saw an actual science report that said the problem is all the female hormones in the water due to the widespread use of the pill.