THIS... IS MODERN MATH? How T.F. impossible that my 30+ year old method superior to thus bunk? Weren't they supposed to make stuff easier? OMG, youz guyz, this is it... this is the linchpin of why society is so screwed up. They think, if you make it MORE complicated, it won't be better, but people won't notice when you cheat because they don't understand it either.

Both?...

Ooooh, too soon dude.

But it's so cheap! (TXDOT) Obviously this land is perfect for building a road because I, the idiot in ROW acquisitions, gets a bonus if I spend less money on land and don't buy out houses. Me: "like those abandoned houses on top of the hill? The crack houses..." YES, stupid engineer, I value those houses at $1.3M each. "Zillow lists the 7 of them combined plus the land at $436,000." Too bad, I know better.
You realize we're going to have to build bridges over the wetland areas at $90 per square foot.. right? ... and there's nothing BUT wetlands in your proposed alignment. "Mmmm, I get a bonus for buying worthless land and giving it value." Please do not breed.

Pfft, no soul.. not even ginger.

Pixar pitch in 2033... "What if... ALL of Zeus's kids had a family reunion?" "How is THAT kid friendly?" "It'll be animated..." "BRILLIANT!"

May I wish I fine luck upon ANYONE whom dares to buy a low cost (financially and morally) engagement ring for his / her wannabe boo. You know she / he / they want those $$$$$ (<- yes, 5 $'s) for when you screw up and them leaving you costs you all that hard earned scratch. Gotta make the price of the cheating too high to bare. Edith will haunt her... but her lawyer wills end you to debt (a suburb of Hell, but nicer lawns).

City Slickers 0: the Truth of Arch Stanton's Gold.

I can be absolutely certain of people's feelings for me... but that those feelings are neutral to non-positive.

(Decides to learn pickpocketing, ventriloquism, and dark arts of summoning demons, latter is just for laughs, then give tours of 11 people plus one or two shills who leave the group and walk to private car hidden nearby without being seen. (Birds chirping on tape to hidden Bluetooth speakers which suddenly cuts off when speak of the devil). Mysterious bottle of "wine" under loose stone in floor...

Oooohhhh ssssssss ouch.

Someone PLEASE provide sauce on this... 'cause to me this looks like an engineered design energy dissipator to reduce channel velocity from heavy storm water runoff... like, oh, I don't know ... after a major tropical storm. O_o

Optimist: tooth popped out as whale escaped. Pessimist: whale bone stuck in teeth, shark suffocated, both died. Weirdist: vertebrae popped out same time as tooth, shark swallowed and had to poop out later.

I work for the state so it's easy for me to say "I can't work on that because it conflicts with my work ethic responsibilities. I'm not allowed to take paying jobs which connect to state system roads because it's a potential conflict of interest." (But what if you do it for free?... "do what now?")

Ooooohhhhhhhoooohhhoooohhhooooo.

Yeah... yeah. It be like that. Just gratuitous at this point.