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Big spear goth gf 1 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Misspelled *Helloooooo Norse!*
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Those guys are so cool 39 comments
You can get it, Stef 10 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Never underestimate the potential for a situation to get worse. @xvarnah , what office do you wann run? I'm thinking of letting postmaster general serve as internet czar and have rule over net neutrality.
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Power house of the cell 13 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
THIS... IS MODERN MATH? How T.F. impossible that my 30+ year old method superior to thus bunk? Weren't they supposed to make stuff easier? OMG, youz guyz, this is it... this is the linchpin of why society is so screwed up. They think, if you make it MORE complicated, it won't be better, but people won't notice when you cheat because they don't understand it either.
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Swamps are bad for roads, turns out 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
But it's so cheap! (TXDOT) Obviously this land is perfect for building a road because I, the idiot in ROW acquisitions, gets a bonus if I spend less money on land and don't buy out houses. Me: "like those abandoned houses on top of the hill? The crack houses..." YES, stupid engineer, I value those houses at $1.3M each. "Zillow lists the 7 of them combined plus the land at $436,000." Too bad, I know better.
You realize we're going to have to build bridges over the wetland areas at $90 per square foot.. right? ... and there's nothing BUT wetlands in your proposed alignment. "Mmmm, I get a bonus for buying worthless land and giving it value." Please do not breed.
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You realize we're going to have to build bridges over the wetland areas at $90 per square foot.. right? ... and there's nothing BUT wetlands in your proposed alignment. "Mmmm, I get a bonus for buying worthless land and giving it value." Please do not breed.
Triton is the son of Poseidon who's brother of Zeus who's the father of heracles making 4 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Pixar pitch in 2033... "What if... ALL of Zeus's kids had a family reunion?" "How is THAT kid friendly?" "It'll be animated..." "BRILLIANT!"
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Diamonds aren't forever if you're a millennial 7 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
May I wish I fine luck upon ANYONE whom dares to buy a low cost (financially and morally) engagement ring for his / her wannabe boo. You know she / he / they want those $$$$$ (<- yes, 5 $'s) for when you screw up and them leaving you costs you all that hard earned scratch. Gotta make the price of the cheating too high to bare. Edith will haunt her... but her lawyer wills end you to debt (a suburb of Hell, but nicer lawns).
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You can get it, Stef 10 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Hmmm, so popularity BEFORE title... (ponders how to chill become famous whilst running for president; @famousone as VP, @purplepumpkin as Sec o State, fill entire cabinet with memers and fix the country).
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Bring out your hammers. #worshiptime 20 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Much easier than destroying all the stones by hand, if you spread 4 inches of pea gravel first, it'll drain rain water underneath, turning area perfect for refuge to homeless.
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Bring out your hammers. #worshiptime 20 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
@purplepumpkin thank you. Now let me think... hmm. Easiest solution is to wheelbarrow in sand, mix 2 lbs per 1 cubic foot of Portland cement and just dump over the stones. It will set hard in a few days if you wet the sand from atop and be almost impossible to remove because of the stones concreted in place. End result will be a place where tent stakes and posts can be set with ease.
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The new lone star law 4 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Unlikely, necromancy is only allowed to be done in Texas by licensed practioners. The writer test is a butch and the physical practices... pfff, taking my third try in October.
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Choose wisely 16 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Ahhh, WHICH batmobile? (As if it ever HAD keys and not just leather clad butt print ID reader).
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Bruh, men having long hair is nothing new 2 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Searches Freddy Mercury's long hair pics... (sees results include Freddy Mercury's short hair pics)... hmmm confusion.
Cinememe... Guess the movie 18 comments
That's an awesome feeling 6 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I can be absolutely certain of people's feelings for me... but that those feelings are neutral to non-positive.
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Abandoned Churches 26 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
(Decides to learn pickpocketing, ventriloquism, and dark arts of summoning demons, latter is just for laughs, then give tours of 11 people plus one or two shills who leave the group and walk to private car hidden nearby without being seen. (Birds chirping on tape to hidden Bluetooth speakers which suddenly cuts off when speak of the devil). Mysterious bottle of "wine" under loose stone in floor...
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Bring out your hammers. #worshiptime 20 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Someone PLEASE provide sauce on this... 'cause to me this looks like an engineered design energy dissipator to reduce channel velocity from heavy storm water runoff... like, oh, I don't know ... after a major tropical storm. O_o
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Prehistory was metal AF 3 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
Optimist: tooth popped out as whale escaped. Pessimist: whale bone stuck in teeth, shark suffocated, both died. Weirdist: vertebrae popped out same time as tooth, shark swallowed and had to poop out later.
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You are allowed to get dat paper 9 comments
inspectora
· 3 years ago
I work for the state so it's easy for me to say "I can't work on that because it conflicts with my work ethic responsibilities. I'm not allowed to take paying jobs which connect to state system roads because it's a potential conflict of interest." (But what if you do it for free?... "do what now?")
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Choose wisely 16 comments